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April 26th, 2003


    Hermione: "R-ron? Why are you kneeling like that?"

    Ron:   "Umm...Hermione will you umm...m-m-m-..."

    Hermione: "Oh, Ron! Of course I   will!" -Hugs-

    --Silver Storm
    

    Hermione: "Oh my goodness! What a strange dream I was having. I was   Petrified and in the hospital wing, and Ron came, and he never left my side.   Then one day he told me he loved me, and then...he kissed me...and when I woke   up, he took me into his arms! Oh, I wish it were true. I'd love to wake up and   see him next to me..."

    Ron: "I'm way ahead of you, darling."

    Hermione:   *turns her head* "RON! *throws her arms around his neck* I knew you'd save me, I   just knew it!"

    Ron: "I will always be there to rescue you, Hermione. I am   your knight, and you are my queen."

    *kisses her*

    --Kristen
    

    RON: "So let me get this straight, you're admitting to me that you've   been pretending to be sick for the last month or so just to get my attention and   maybe even, do I dare say it, some alone time?"

    HERMIONE: "Yes, it's true.   I'm not proud of it, but it's true, I faked being sick to get your attention and   some alone time."

    RON: "But why would you do such a thing?"

    HERMIONE:   "Well what was I supposed to do? Put on pink lip gloss and dress   provocatively?"

    RON: "I should hope not. You're only 12."

    HERMIONE: "So   are you!"

    RON: "But I didn't pretend to be sick for the last month or so just   to get your attention."

    HERMIONE: "Well it worked didn't it? I got your   attention, I got you to come up here every night to visit me... all part of my   master plan..." [chuckles evilly]

    RON: "What master plan?"

    HERMIONE:   "Uh... to get you to work harder and apply yourself to your work."

    RON: "And   I'm more dedicated to my work now because I had to copy down your work   too?"

    HERMIONE: "Yes! You've got it!" [thinking: "Sort of."]

    --Bill
    

    RON: "Wow."

    HERMIONE: "What?"

    RON: "You look all feminine out   of uniform and in pajamas and a robe. How odd."

    HERMIONE: "What's so odd   about that?"

    RON: "You're not very feminine all that often."

    HERMIONE: "Oh   ho ho, so the truth comes out at last? My being more feminine than usual turns   you on."

    RON: "Uh, no, let me explain-"

    HERMIONE: "Haha! You admitted it!   I turn you on! My being more feminine than usual turns you on!"

    RON: "Keep it   down! We might get yelled at!"

    --Bill
    

    Ron: *daydreaming* "Hermione, I love you and I've always loved you.   You are my world, and if only I could kiss you then I would fall to Heaven...   Hermione Granger, will you-"

    Hermione: "Ron, you're daydreaming!!!"

    Ron:   "Sorry." *thinking:: "If only it were real..." *sigh*

    --Pheonixqueen121
    

    Ron: *thinks* "Since when does Hermione wear clothes like   that?"

    Hermione: "RON! Look at me! This is actually important! So what if my   robes are in the wash?"

    Ron: I hope your robes are always dirty. I MEAN I   hope they're always clean.

    --Kat
    

    Hermione: "So, Ron, after you add the knotgrass, a cup of gillywater   goes in next..."

    Ron: *thinking* "God, her eyes are so   gorgeous..."

    Hermione: "... Then that simmers for twenty minutes, and then   stir in the asphodel..."

    Ron: *thinking* "... And the way her hair falls   across her face makes her look so beautiful..."

    Hermione: "Finally you can   put in the dittany... Ron, Ron, are you listening to me? What are you   doing?"

    Ron: "Er..., just thinking about how much I love you... OH! I mean, want to... want to pass this Potions final!"

    Hermione: *smiling* "No,   you had it right the first time."

    --dutchtulips
    

    Hermione: "Ron...thanks for coming...I looked soo ugly in that cat   form...sorry you had to see me like that."

    Ron *Stutters* "Nn...no, you   didn't look ugly, you looked puurrrrfect."

    *Hermione laughs*

    Hermione:   "You will always make me laugh."

    Ron: "Yeah...always and   forever."

    Hermione *looks down and up like she's looking for something to   say* "Uh...ummm..."

    Ron: "Yeah Hermione...?"

    Hermione: "I,   ummm..."

    Ron: *Smiles* "I love you too..."

    --Heather
    

    Hermione: "So Ron, I've put together this potion in a spray can. It's   Harry/Hermione spray, to keep away H/H shippers and H/H nightmares."

    Ron:   "Oh, good, I need some of that! Last night a H/H shipper came into our dormitory   and tried to write "H/H" all over the walls."

    Hermione: "Oh dear! Did you get   it off?"

    Ron: Yep, I told Prof. McGonagall about it and she was more than   happy to take it off the walls. Although she had to take her barf bag with her   because of all the H/H."

    --Gillian
    

    Hermione: "What are you doing in my bedroom?"

    Ron: *thinking* "I   DO NOT KNOW!!"

    Hermione: *Thinking* "Ron is SOOOOOOO HOT!!"

    Ron: "Hermione   I love you!"

    Hermione: "I,you Ron, I you."

    (ALL R/H SHIPPERS APPLAUDS   LOUDLY!)

    --Taylor
    

    Ron: *imagining him and Hermione flying into the sunset with "Just   married" taped to their broom*

    Hermione: "Ron! Are you listening?"

    Ron:   "Yes Hubby...I mean Hermione!"

    Hermione: *thinking* "Did he just call me   hubby?! Oh my God, he almost proposed and I'm in my dressing gown! OK, just keep   talking..."

    Ron: *thinking* "Wow, she's so great...so this is what she wears   at night..."

    --Cosmikgirlie
    

    Hermione: "Ron, I've got something to tell you."

    Ron: "What?   What's wrong?"

    Hermione: "......I'm pregnant!"

    Ron: "Bloody   hell!"

    --Amy
    

    Hermione: "Ron what are you doing in the girl's dorms??"

    Ron: "I   wanted to tell you that I love you."

    Hermione: "Well in that case, I love you   too Ron!"

    --'Mione Weasley
    

    Hermione: "It's nice you wanted to see me Ron, but..."

    Ron: "The   other girls won't appreciate me being in their dormitory?"

    Hermione: "That's   right."

    Parvati: *wakes up* "Arggh!!"

    Lavender: "Professor Trelawney said   to beware a red-haired man!"

    --Rumika
    

    Ron: "Psst....Psst...Hermione wake up!"

    Hermione: "Ron?! What are   you doing up so late? I mean look at the time, the sun hasn't even come   up!"

    Ron: "Well I thought it would be.....well I have been thinking and I   thought it would be a good time to well......erm......ask you out?"

    Hermione:   "Ask me out?! This late when I look like crud, I am in my pajamas for goodness   sake?! I mean," *clears voice* "please do." *smiling to herself*

    Ron:   "Okay....Will you go out with me, Hermione Granger?"

    Hermione: "Of course,   Ron Weasley!"

    *R/H grin happily at each other and the shippers applaud with   great enjoyment*

    --Cheese Diva
    

    Hermione: "So you see, I think that it's a basilisk..."

    Ron:   "Hermione, I have something to tell you..."

    Hermione: "Hang on! I mean, the   basilisk fits Harry's description perfectly..."

    Ron: "Hermione?"

    Hermione:   "Wait a minute! I've read all about basilisks you know."

    Ron: "Hermione, I'm   trying to tell you something!!"

    Hermione: "Not now, anyway are you even   listening to me? Basilisks are great serpents..."

    Ron: "I love you!   OK?!"

    Hermione: "Not now Ron!"

    Ron: *pashes Hermione* "Now that I have   your attention...."

    (Harry and the rest of Hogwarts cheer with excitment   while Ron and Herm kiss again)

    --Super Sailor Mercury and Eternal Sailor   Saturn
    

    Hermione: "Ron, it's 3 in the morning! What are you doing out of   bed?!"

    Ron: "I wanted to see if you were ok, Hermione!"

    Hermione: "Ron, I   was ok when you visited me at 2 o'clock in the morning, and I'm fine   now!"

    Ron: "Oh, ok....."

    Hermione: "But you're still so sweet!" *gives him   a kiss*

    Harry: "A-HA!! I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT!!"

    R/Hr fans: "Awww, shove it   Harry! We ALL knew it!"

    Harry: "Aww, nuts!" *pulls out popcorn   anyway*

    --Gigaku
    

    HERMIONE: "Will I what?"

    RON: "Do I have to say it again? Marry me!"

    HERMIONE: "Umm, not to be rude or anything, but shouldn't   you ask me out first?"

    RON: *turns to Fred and George, who are snickering   uncontrollably* "That's the last time I go to you two for love   advice..."

    --Rita Skeeter
    

    Hermione: "Now Ron, I know you're a bit thick and all, but listen   closely. I...am...going...to...be...Petrified.   You...cannot...let...them..know...that...we're...going...out. It will ruin the   romantic tension and suspense that will build up until Book Five."

    Ron:   "Petrified? What? Oh, sorry, I was staring at your lips again. Could you repeat   that?"

    Hermione: *Sigh*

    --Drama_Princess87
    

    May 18th, 2003
    

    

    Ron: "Hermione, please? Just one little kiss!"

    Hermione: "Ron!   Later ok, not in front of Harry!"

    Harry: "That's ok, I'll just close my   eyes..." *opens eyes a crack to watch R/H kiss* *thinking* "About bloody   time!"

    --'Mione Weasley
    

    RON: "Harry was in Professor Trelawney's liquor cabinet again. I   don't know what he got into in there, but he's been like this all   day."

    HERMIONE: "I see... did you try punching him on the nose?"

    RON: "I   tried that, it didn't work."

    HARRY [half dazed]: "So... is lusting for   Hermione fun?"

    RON: "Shut up, Harry."

    HERMIONE: "Yes, do shut up,   Harry."

    HARRY: "But-"

    RON: "No."

    HARRY: "I-"

    HERMIONE:   "No."

    HARRY: "Was-"

    RON: "No."

    HARRY: "Just-"

    HERMIONE:   "No."

    HARRY: "Wondering."

    RON/HERMIONE: "Shut up, Harry."

    --Bill
    

    HARRY: "I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 3..."

    RON: "He's   lost his marbles."

    HERMIONE: "I can tell."

    --Bill
    

    Hermione: "Ron, I over-heard someone at breakfast saying that you   liked me....um, is that true?"

    Ron: "What? Yes-I mean no-I mean no, that's   not true, I was just-"

    Harry: "Oh no you don't, Ron! Don't blow it now! This   is your chance! It's true, Hermione!"

    --Gillian
    

    Ron: "Ummm...well...ha ha, I wanted to, to...to, umm, tell you, umm,   ummm, something...yeah that's it! Something!!"

    Hermione: *laughs*   "Well...what is it?"

    Ron: "Uhhhhh....Ummmm..."

    Harry: "Oh you two...come   on!!!!! Okay, I am so sure that these people who write captioning know that you   two LOVE EACH OTHER!!! I mean how long have they been doing this captioning   thing? But that really doesn't matter, what I am trying to say is that EVERYONE   IN THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS THAT YOU BOTH LOVE EACH OTHER BUT ARE TOO TOTALLY THICK   TO ADMIT IT!"

    Ron: "Hey...I acually understood that!" *Stands tall and   proud*

    Hermione: "Umm, Harry...I think you said that wrong...he's thick...not   me...but he still cute, right?"

    Harry: "I'm not the one to answer that!!!"   *thinks to himself "Ewww!"

    --Heather
    

    Ron: "Hermione, will you please go out with me tonight?"

    Hermione:   "Ron, is that all you can think about when Harry is trying to sing us that   beautiful song?"

    Harry: "Um, I'm burping..."

    --Winkie
    

    Hermione: "Did... did.. did you just ask me out?"

    Ron: *thinks* "I   hope she doesn't say no..."

    Ron: "Ummm... yeah..."

    Harry: "HA! At last   he's come to his senses!"

    --Seansgurl315
    

    Hermione: "Were you just staring at Padma Patil? I told you Ron - one   look and I'll -"

    Ron: [surprised] "Since when were you jealous?"

    Hermione:   "Since...since...." [pauses] "She's not in our report group for Charms, Ron!   You're fraternizing with the enemy!"

    Ron: "Fraternizing with the enemy?! As   if!"

    Harry: [closes his eyes] "Please, you guys, get a ROOM! I'm running out   of Excedrin!"

    --Amanda
    

    Harry: (sneezes) "ACHOOOO!" Ron: "Harry, are you ok?" Hermione: (in a   undertone to Ron) "Ron, it's just the early stages of my special sleeping   potion. Harry will finally be gone and we can get some time alone."

    Ron:   "He's so annoying... always follows us around..."

    Harry: "What's that you   said, Ron?"

    Ron: "It's so amazing, look what I found on the   ground!"

    Hermione: "Is that the best you could come up with?"

    Ron: "Oh   shut up." --Natalie Potter
    

    Harry: (skipping and singing) "Ron and Hermione, we knew that they   were meant to be, don't even deny it, they're causing a riot! Ron and Hermione,   two opposites make harmony..."

    Hermione: "What are you singing,   Harry?"

    Ron: (quietly) "The song that I wrote."

    --Natalie Potter
    

    Hermione: "Ron, what's up with Harry?"

    Ron: "Ermm...I dunno, he's   just being weird... Anyway, I was meaning to ask you..."

    Hermione: "No, look   he's shut his eyes and he's swaying around...."

    Ron: "Oh who cares, look   Hermione, will you...."

    Hermione: "No Ron, listen to him!!"

    Harry: (in a   weird trance voice) "R/H FOREVER R/H FOREVER!!"

    Hermione: "R... H? What's   that?"

    Ron: "Well... now you come to mention it...." (he gives her a great   big smackaroo on the lips)

    Harry: "YAY, YAY, YAY, YAY, YAY!!"

    Ron and   Hermione: "SHUT UP!!!"

    --Cosmikgirlie
    

    Hermione: "Why did Harry just randomly fall asleep?"

    Ron:   "....erm... I gave him a sleeping potion to give us some time alone..."

    --Amy
    

    Hermione: "Ron! Here you are!"

    Ron: "Hm?"

    Hermione: "I've been   looking all over for you...how DARE you not call me after that special evening   we shared in the girls lavatory!?"

    Harry: "OH! Heeeeere we go   againnn!"

    Ron: "Well, let me explain... I do care... I just th-"

    Harry:   "OH! Heee-"

    Ron & Hermione: "SHUT UP HARRY!" *storm off arm in   arm*

    Harry: "OH! Heeeeere we go againnn!" *winks at camera*

    --Chella
    

    Ron: "HOW COULD YOU, HERMIONE?!?!?!" Hermoine: "I WASN'T DOING   ANYTHING WRONG, RON!!!! HE WAS JUST ASKING IF HE COULD BORROW MY POTIONS   NOTES!!!"

    Ron: "NOT FROM MY POINT OF VIEW!!!!!"

    Harry: (Thinking) "Maybe I   should just walk away before they turn and start yelling at me...   AAAAACCCCHHHHHOOOOOO!!" (Thinking) "Opps..."

    --Clara
    

    Harry: "Ron, just say it already. Hermione, Ron wants you really   bad!"

    Ron: "HARRY!!"

    Hermione: "You do, Ron?"

    Ron: "I thought you   already knew."

    Harry: "Well, I sure did!"

    Ron & Hermione: "We   know!!"

    --Taylor Felton
    

    Harry: "Ahh... I see... Ron with a girl who ISN'T   Hermione!"

    Hermione: "Grr... I knew you shouldn't have carried on being   taught by that Professor Trelawney!!"

    Ron: "Trust me, Hermione. He's just   jealous. Plus he thinks he'll win more fans if he can predict the   furture."

    Harry: "Wait! I also see... the Grim! The Dark Lord shall return   and young Harr-" *opens his eyes* "AAAAAAARRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!"

    --Rumika
    

    Harry: "I have always told you two that you are meant for each other,   and you wouldn't listen to me. You always argue with each other, and you were   both too stubborn to admit that you like each other, and I always tried to...   bla bla bla bla..."

    Ron: "Um.. I think Harry's speech will go on for hours   and hours. I don't think I feel like I wanna hear it, to be honest,   Mione..."

    Hermione: "Yeah, you're right. Wanna find another place for just   the two of us?" *wink*

    Ron: "Of course!!"

    --Anggita
    

    Ron: "You...you mean you wouldn't mind snogging me?"

    Hermione:   "Gah! Of course not! What are you waiting for?"

    Harry: "I have gone   temporarily blind and deaf and am completely oblivious to everything...." *hums   a little song*

    --Kat
    

    June 1st, 2003
    

    

    Hermione: *squinting* "What does that blimp say? I can't see it. It   looks like...R-ron...LOVES HERMIONE??!?!"

    Ron: *GULP*

    Harry: "Stupid blimp   wan't supposed to come out untill after the game!! Cursed goblins."

    R/Hr:   "HARRRYYY!!!!!"

    --Gigaku
    

    Hermione: "Oh my God! Who blew up that picture of me when I was   asleep, and put it on the wall? I have my pajamas on! Everyones going to   see!"

    Harry: "I'll help you get it down. Ron, you help too, come on."

    Ron:   *staring at the picture...in a daze* "You look hot, Hermione."

    Hermione:   "WHAT, RON?" Ron: "N-nothing!" Harry: *rolls his eyes* "Oh God...not the 'I'm   clueless, does he like me or does he not' face, Hermione!"

    Hermione:   "Well?"

    Harry: "Oh my God...HE DOES! Sheesh! No one pays me enough to be your   friend."

    --Heather
    

    Harry: "Hehehe! Those Ron and Hermione shippers sure a persistant   bunch!"

    Hermione: "What's that writing in the sky say? 'Ron & Hermione   forever! Harry/Hermione shippers suck!'"

    Ron: "Oh my God, Oh my God, Oh my   God! She knows, she knows, she knows!"

    Harry: "That's not such a bad thing   Ron..." *shakes head*

    --Gillian
    

    PROF. TRELAWNLEY: "My inner eye tells me that the greatest love story   ever told is right here in this classroom, and its main characters don't even   know it yet."

    HARRY: *thinking* "Say it's Ron and Hermione, say it's Ron and   Hermione, say it's Ron and Hermione!"

    HERMIONE: "Please don't say me and   Harry! I love Ron!"

    RON: *thinking* "Oh no! She knows about the letter I   wrote Hermione in Divination yesterday!"

    --Kristen
    

    Harry: "Hey, look at what someone wrote on the wall!"

    Hermione:   "It says, 'Ron Weasley loves Hermione Granger'!"

    Ron: "Oh,   crap!"

    Hermione: "What's the matter, Ron? I already know!"

    Ron: "Yeah, but   you weren't supposed to until Book Five..."

    --dutchtulips
    

    RON: "So which one do you want, Hermione? The Captain Kirk poster or   the Spock poster?"

    HERMIONE: "Spock, no argument. Tall, slender, all logical   Mr. Spock..."

    RON: "Okay, you take the Spock poster, I'll take the Kirk   poster."

    HARRY: "Oh I wanted the Kirk poster."

    RON: "You can't have the   Kirk poster. You can have the McCoy poster."

    --Bill
    

    Harry: (squints eyes to read) "'I.....I l-love   you...Her-Hermione....f-fr.....from...."

    Hermione: "From...Ron?!?!?!" (looks   over at Ron)

    Ron: "Oh no!! Bloody tartar sauce!!! That blimp wasn't supposed   to show up for a couple of days!"

    Hermione: (blushing) "Is it true?"

    Ron:   "What, what's true?"

    Hermione: "The blimp!"

    Ron: "Yes, of course it's   true!"

    Hermione: "I love you too, Ron."

    --Doggiegalsk8
    

    Hermione: 'Hmm....that's odd.... Harry...what do you think 'R/H   Forever' means?"

    Harry: "Dunno..."

    Ron: [thinking] "Oh, NO! That was   suppose to be up AFTER I asked her out!!! AFTER!!! Can't Fred and George get   anything right?!"

    --Amanda
    

    Hermione: "Ron,what is that on Lockhart's cloak? There's something   written on it."

    Ron: *gasp* "Oh my God!! That shouldn't be worn yet!! Damn   Lockhart!! I told him not to wear that special cloak today!!"

    Harry: "Let me   enlighten you, Hermione. The writing on Lockhart's cloak is first of all, made   by Ron himself. And it says: 'Hermione would you go out with me?' Geez you're   the smartest witch in Hogwarts, Herm. Can't you see that? Ron is madly in love   with you! And you are, too!! Don't try to deny it, both of you! God, how can   they be so stubborn..."

    R/H: *blushes madly, sarcastic* "Thanks for letting   the whole school know about that, Harry."

    --Anggita
    

    Hermione: "Professor Dumbledore's making a speech."

    Harry: "Yeah.   This is a very serious and formal occassion."

    Ron: *thinking* "Er... am I the   only one who's looking past Dumbledore at Snape and McGonagall making   out?"

    --Lauren
    

    Ron: (Thinking) "I WHAT!?"

    Harry: (Thinking) "Look innocent.   They'll never know that I did that."

    Hermione: (Thinking) "YES!! I KNEW IT!!!   RON LOVES ME!!!!!!!!!"

    --Charlotte
    

    [All looking at a banner saying "HERMIONE GRANGER- (to be WEASLEY) I   LOVE YOU!!! -Ron]

    Hermione: "I... I... didn't know that's how you feel about   me, Ron?"

    Ron: (gulp) "Um... yeah, I guess... I mean, I know but I didn't   want to tell you just yet..."

    Harry: (thinking) "I didn't know Ron was this   about her... I thought it was just a crush... whoever did this is a bloody   genius!"

    Fred: *whispering to George* "Good job, mate!"

    George:   *whispering to Fred* You too, mate!"

    *both snickering at the   back*

    --Seansgurl315
    

    Harry: "If an R/H, H/H, and a D/H shipper jumped off a building, who   would hit the ground first?"

    Ron: "Um... the H/H shipper?"

    Hermione:   "Honestly, the R/H shipper! It's sooo obvious! The H/H shipper gets lost on the   way down, and the D/H shipper stops to write their name on the wall!"

    Ron:   "What did you just say, Hermione?"

    Hermione: "Um.... nothing...."

    Harry:   "That is exactly why you two are watching this two hour slide show called   'The Reasons Why Ron and Hermione are getting together'!!!"

    --Natalie Potter
    

    Ron: "What are we staring at Hermione?"

    Hermione: "I don't know,   what are we staring at Harry?"

    Harry: "Nothing, I'm just refusing to look at   you guys until you realise your head over heals for each   other."

    Ron/Hermione: "Harry! You promised not to tell!"

    Harry: *thinks*   "Will they hurry up and kiss, I don't think I can stare at Snape much   longer."

    --Caitlin
    

    June 12th, 2003
    

    

    

    Ron: (staring at Hermione) "Hermione, you've got something on your   face..."

    Hermione: (alarmed, begins wiping at face) "What?"

    (Ron grabs   Hermione's wrists away from her face, looks her in the eyes, and kisses   her)

    Ron: (mumbling against lips) "Me."

    *All R/Hr shippers sob with   joy*

    --Fleur Delacool
    

    Dumbledore: "Now that that you two finally confesed your love to each   other I want to lay down a few ground rules. No snogging in front of Snape. He   will get jealous. Don't look at eachother with googly eyes. That is yucky. And   finally, hook up Ginny and Harry..."

    Ron: "Did you tell Dumbledore that we   were boyfriend and girlfriend?"

    Hermoine: "I was about to ask you   that."

    Ron and Hermoine: "HARRY!!!!"

    --Kiki
    

    Hermione: *thinking* "Honestly, Ron, you're so thick and clueless and   stubborn, and yet soo adorable sometimes! Argh, you're driving me crazy! And I   hate the way you..." *stops and stares at him* "Oh my God, that body... since   when??"

    Ron: *thinking* "Bloody hell, I never knew that Hermione could be so   beautiful, now... Can't she tell I like her? That hair, those eyes... somebody   please take me away from here before I go crazy!!"

    --Anggita
    

    Ron: "Should we tell them?"

    Hermione: "What do you think?"

    Ron:   "It doesn't matter to me... I think they have the right to know..."

    Hermione:   "Shall we say it together?"

    Ron: "Okay..."

    Ron and Hermione: (together)   "ATTENTION, PEOPLE!! WE ARE DATING! WE ARE SO IN LOVE!!!"

    *everyone claps   their hands*

    --Seansgurl315
    

    Hermione: (Thinking) "He's so cute. I hope he asks me out... oh no!   What if he doesn't ask me out? My life will collapse around me! I'll die unhappy   and alone! NOOOOOOO!"

    Ron: (obliviously thinking) "Does she know she has   toothpaste around her mouth?"

    --Kat097
    

    Hermione: "So Ron, I heard Ginny saying something about the perfume   you gave me, that you gave it to me because you liked me?"

    Ron: "Well, I, um,   you see, we always give you the same stuff every year and I just, you know,   well..."

    Hermione: "Oh Ron, stop! I know you like me! It's so   obvious!"

    Ron: "Oh, well, I, yes--"

    R/Hr Shippers: "Awwwww! He gave her   perfume! Awwwwww!"

    --Gillian
    

    Ron: "Hermione, did anyone ever tell you that you have the most   beautiful eyes?"

    Hermione: *blushes* "No... you were the first,   Ron..."

    Ron: "Then let me be the first to tell you that... I've fallen in   love with you...."

    Hermione: *blushes furiously* "Really..." *getting weak in   the knees* "I've fallen in love with you too, Ron..."

    Ron: *smiles* "Let me   also be the first to do this..." *meets Hermione's lips and kissed her   passionately*

    --Seansgurl315
    

    Ron: "Hermione, what time is it?"

    Hermione: (under her breath)   "Time for you to tell me that you love me, you fool!"

    Ron: "How's   that?"

    Hermione: "Um... I mean, time to go visit Hagrid!" *thinks* "Phew!   That was close!"

    Ron: "By the way, Hermione, I love you."

    --Kristen
    

    Ron: "Hermione, there's a bug on your nose! Hold still, I'll squish   it for you."

    Hermione: "No don't, its Rita Skeeter."

    Rita: "H/H   forever!"

    Hermione: "Forget what I said!"

    --Caitlin
    

    Ron: "You need to be kissed... once."

    Hermione: "What?"

    Ron:   "Oh, sorry, wrong movie..."

    --dutchtulips
    

    Ron: "Dang, she's hot, I love her so much... sigh.... WHAT THE HECK!   Am I leaning in for a kiss? Oh well! Gulp!"

    Hermione: "Good grief, he's   fine!! Is he gonna kiss me? Oh please God, let him kiss me!!!"

    --Hermione   Granger
    

    RON: (looking in Hermione's eyes)

    HERMIONE: "What? Is there   something on my face?!"

    RON: "No, it's just, I never noticed how your eyes   make me melt and believe you at the same time before."

    HERMIONE:   "Huh?"

    RON: "Hermione, I love you..." *Ron leans forward and gets a kiss on   the lips from Hermione*

    HERMIONE: "I love you, too, Ron"   *blushes*

    --Phoenixqueen121
    

    Ron: "Um... Hermione?"

    Hermione: "Yes? What?"

    Ron: "Um...   well.... It's just... um.... Would you mind if I... If I...."

    Hermione:   (impatient) "If you what?"

    Ron: "If I..... kissed you?"

    --Amy
    

    June 27th, 2003
    

    
    

    Ron: *daydreaming* "Hermione and him were in a beautiful field and a   lovely sky... they were having a picnic."

    Hermione: "Ron?"

    Ron:   *daydreaming* "'Hermione...' said Ron hesitantly, 'I've never told you this,   but.... I love you.'"

    Hermione: "Ron?!"

    Ron: *daydreaming* "'Oh that's   wonderful!' cried Hermione, they leaned down for a ki-"

    Hermione:   "RON!!!"

    Ron: *jerks awake* "Oh, yeah, what?"

    Hermione: "Oh- um... Please   pass the pudding!" *thinks* "Darn! I'll never get the nerve up to tell   him."

    Harry: *sigh* "Idiots."

    -Captain Tudor
    

    Harry: "Ron, can you please pass the red crayon?"

    Ron: (coloring   with the blue crayon) "Sure. What are you drawing, anyway?"

    Harry: "Gillian   gave me one of her coloring sheets of you and Hermione and I'm coloring it in!   See? Don't the two of you look so cute together?!"

    Ron: *rolls eyes   amusedly*

    --dutchtulips
    

    Harry: "Hey Ron, did you see that Harry/Hermione fan fic earlier? The   summary really cracked me up!" *stifles laughter*

    Ron: *stifles laughter*   "Heh. Yeah." *puts on a high pitched girl voice* "Hermione finally realises how   much she loves Harry, but how will she tell him? Follow Hermione as she   experiences the troubles of trying to tell Harry how much she really loves   him."

    Harry: *unable to hold laughter in* "Hahahahahahahaha! Where do they   come up with this stuff???"

    Ron: *laughing uncontrollably*

    --Gillian
    

    Harry: "Hey Ron, check out these books! Hmm...New Theory of   Numerology... didn't Hermione say something about wanting this?"

    Ron- "Yeah,   it's on her reading list. So is this one.... 'Witch Weekly's Guide to Stubborn   Boys'.... Hmm... wonder what she'd want to read that for."

    Harry:   *sarcastically* "Hmm... I wonder..." 

    Ron: "Harry, smell this perfume... it   probabbly would smell really great on Hermi... I mean... a girl..."

    Harry:   *sighs and rolls his eyes, thinking* "When will they come to their   senses!"

    Ron: "Well.... since you totally ripped off my book idea, I guess   I'll have to get Hermione this perfume." *inhales deeply, almost faints,   and talks dreamily* "Well it's not on her reading list, but it will have to do!"   *grins happily at the thought of a wonderful smelling Hermione* "I love   Christmas, Don't you Harry?"

    --Hermione Granger
    

    Harry: "So... Ron... Have you asked her out?"

    Ron:   "Ummm..." *smiles*

    Harry: "So you have?"

    Ron: "Ummm... Yeah...."

    Harry:   *stands up and yells* "EVERYONE, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!!!!" *everyone   looks at Harry* "RON ASKED HERMIONE OUT!!!!" *whispers* "Did she say yes?" *Ron   nods to a 'yes'* "AND THEY ARE GOING OUT!!!!!"

    *Everyone claps their   hands*

    Fred: "Good job mate!"

    George: "I knew you liked her!"

    Fred and   George: "Now that's ANIMAL MAGNETISM!!!!" *lolz*

    Mrs. Weasley: "Awww... my   Ickle Ronniekins has a girlfriend! He is a big boy now!" *wipes a tear*

    Mr.   Weasley: "Good choice, son... Now, I can talk to Mr. and Mrs. Granger about   Muggle stuff..."

    --Seansgurl315
    

    Ron: "Harry... Do you notice anything weird on my   plate...?"

    Harry: "Umm... No, Ron... It looks perfectly fine to   me..."

    Ron: "Harry..." *whispers* "I see Hermione... Hermione is on my   plate..."

    Harry: "Well then, that's not normal, but it's okay, Ron... I think   it's telling you something..."

    Ron: "I bet Hermione is mad at me... she's   haunting me... she's haunting me, I tell you..." *runs out of the dining   room*

    Harry: *sigh* "So young... so naive... can't tell the difference   between food and love..." *sigh*

    --Seansgurl315
    

    HARRY: "So Hermione is banning all the fast food joints?"

    RON:   "Yeah."

    HARRY: "What, did she spill extremely hot coffee all over herself or   is she planning to sue them for making her fat?"

    RON: "She is NOT Fat! She   found out they were using house elves in the kitchens."

    HARRY: "Oh, THAT   again. I thought she was over that."

    RON: "You know Hermione, she sees   injustice or stupidity, she's gotta be there to kick in the arse."

    HARRY:   "Yeah, she's such a silly little girl..."

    RON: "Don't you never talk about   her like that!"

    HARRY: "Okay, I'm sorry..."

    RON: "Good, now pass the   comics."

    -Bill
    

    Ron: "Harry, aren't you glad I got these pictures of hot   girls?"

    Harry: *in a daze* "Yeah..."

    Ron: "Who you looking at?"

    Harry:   "Uh...Cho..."

    Ron: "Ha ha, you like Cho, Harry!"

    Harry: *blushes* "Well,   who are you looking at?"

    *Ron tries to hide the picture*

    Harry: *screams*   "IT'S HERMIONE!"

    Ron: "Uh..."

    --Heather
    

    Harry: "So tell me mate, what did you do to Hermione last   night?"

    Ron: *blushes* "What?"

    Harry: "Oh come on, I saw her coming into   the common room skipping."

    Ron: "How do you know I was with her,   HUH?"

    Harry: "Oh drop it, I saw you holding her hand and secretly taking out   my invisibility cloak lots of times."

    Ron: "Er...."

    Harry: "And the   constant mumble of 'Hermione.. would you marry me?' when you're   asleep."

    --Carrie
    

    Harry: (whispers in Ron's ear)

    Ron: "YOU SAW ME AND HERMIONE   MAKING OUT IN THE SHED LAST NIGHT?!"

    Mrs. Weasley: "Ronald Weasley!"

    (Both   Harry and Ron look at their plates and sifle back laughs)

    --Amanda
    

    Ron: "My egg looks exactly like Hermione's head."

    Harry: "Hey, so   does mine!"

    *Ron smacks Harry in the face with a saucepan*

    *Harry screams   and falls over his chair*

    *Ron eats his egg*

    Ron: "Mmm,   Hermione."

    *Hermione comes out of the shadows, hits Ron over the head with a   book*

    Hermione: "You weren't supposed to eat me, Ron!!!"

    Ron: "Pretty   stars.... Ooh, that one looks like Hermione!"

    --AmY ParkA
    

    Harry: *sniggering* "Is it just me, or did Hermione actually put on make-up??!"

    Ron: *smiling* "She did a pretty bad job! She looked   prettier without it!"

    Harry: *jumping up* "AHA! SO YOU ADMIT YOU LIKE   HER!!!?"

    Ron: "Yes, Harry, yes! I love Hermione with all my heart!" *finds   himself standing on the table with his feet on Hermione's plate*   "Uuuuummm.....oops?"

    --Gigaku
    

    Harry: *whispering* "Are you sure you want to propose   tonight?"

    Ron: *whispers back* "Yeah, it's tradition in my family to propose   in front of my family."

    --phoenixqueen121
    

    Ron: "...And also, Lord, please give me the courage to tell Hermione   how I feel."

    Harry: "Lord, please let Ron and Hermione confess to each other   and kiss so I can get a picture and post it in the Daily   Prophet."

    --phoenixqueen121
    

    Harry: "Hermione looks really nice today, don't you think?"

    Ron:   "You've got three seconds to get out of this kitchen, Harry!"

    --Nina