All: "Hooray!"
Sirius: "Excellent. Now, the first order of business shall be--"
Wormtail: [walks through the door] "Oh, I'm sorry, am I late?"
Snape and Lupin: [offscreen] "Wait for us, Sirius!"
--Renee Harry: "Ron... Is it true that you kissed this man?" *points to Sirius*
Dude in the back: "Ohhhh! Jerry! Jerry!"
Hermione: "You did WHAT?!?!"
Sirius: "You know you liked it Ron..."
Hermione: "I'm gonna KILL YOU!" *Xena scream*
Sirius: "RUN AWAAAAAAYY!!!"
--MiNi Weasley Sirius Black: "UGH! WILL YOU JUST ADMIT IT THAT YOU LIKE THE GIRL?! SO WE CAN GET ON WITH OUR LIVES!"
Harry: "Yes, Ron listen to him! Admit it right now! Hermione is right here!"
Hermione: "Ron, you like me? Really?"
Ron: "Well...uh...er....um...I er-"
Lupin: "Say it! Harry, take your wand away from Sirius and curse him if he doesn't admit it in, oh..." *looks at watch* "..... a minute or two because I would like to get out of here."
Harry: "Will do, Professor." *Points his wand at Ron instead of Sirius*
Ron: "Ok, Ok... here goes nothing... I LOVE YOU 'MIONE! Will you go out with me?"
Hermione: "Ohh, YES RON!"
*Everyone else applauds*
--Cheese Diva Everyone's attention was diverted suddenly as they realised Rupert Grint had shrunk. Everyone, that is, except David Thwelis who had got his hand stuck in the wall...
Harry: "You jerk! You killed my father!"
Ron: "No Harry, he is your father!"
(Everyone looks round at Ron, suprised at his outburst) Ron: "Well, it could happen! And then I'd be Han Solo... and 'Mione would be my Princess Leia...."
Mrs Weasley: "And we could get you a lovely green lightsaber to macth your eyes, Harry dear..."
--Izzy Sirius: "What do you mean I die in the fifth book?"
Hermione: "Forget that, are you saying I don't even get to kiss Ron once?"
--Caitlin Ron: "Hermione... if we dont get through this..... I've loved you and will always love you!"
Harry: (pointing his wand at Sirius, stops dead, slightly exasperated) "Great Ron, great! Now you say it!!!"
--pheonixqueen121 Harry: "Ron, if you don't tell Hermione your feelings, I'm gonna curse Sirius straight back to Azkaban even though I know he's innocent and he's my Godfather!"
Ron: "Harry! Shut up!"
Sirius: "It's that bad, is it?"
Harry: "He's so blind! Argh!"
Hermione: "Is it true, Ron? You do like me?!"
Ron: "Well, I, yes, but-"
Hermione: "Yay!" *does happy dance*
--Gillian Ron: "Harry, don't hurt Black...don't...!" *panting*
Harry: "What?" *in the state of shock* "Why not?"
Hermione: "Why, Ron? He's a traitor. He killed Harry's parents..." *wincing from pain*
Ron: "He's... he's... going to be the best man for our wedding next week, Hermione..."
Harry: "Wow! Why haven't you two told me?!" *still pointing his wand at Sirius, but his expression has changed into happiness* "Congratulations!"
Sirius: "Yes, now, Harry, would you please remove your wand from my chest after you know that I'm Ron's best man?"
Lupin: *coming in from nowhere, and panting slightly* "Did I hear you guys right? Sirius is the best man again?"
Hermione: "Ron, I love you, dear, but... for heaven's sake, why's your best man an Azkaban prisoner?" *sighing*
Sirius: "Excuse me, I'm not guilty!"
Harry: "Yes, you are!" *re-directing his sight to Sirius* "I'll kill you! I'll kill you twice if I have to!"
Ron: "Stop! Stop! Stop! Are you going to ruin my wedding party?"
--Clizzy Hermione: *glaring at Ron* "You are the biggest prat ever!" *whacks him on the head*
Harry: "Yes, really you are, Ron!" *whacks Ron on the head, too*
Lupin: "Oh yes, there's no doubt about it!" *thrice Ron is clocked upside the head*
Sirius: "You are all right! Ron, how you could be such a git?!" *whomps Ron on the melon as well*
Ron: "OOOOWWWW!! Sheesh, guys, what was that all about?"
Hermione: *screeches at him* YOU DIDN'T ASK ME TO THE YULE BALL, YOU PRAT!!" *Ron is walloped on the skull a fifth time*
--dutchtulips Sirius: "That rat is Peter Pettigrew."
Ron: "I LOVE YOU HERMIONE!"
Harry: "Could this wait?"
Ron: "SHUT YOUR GOB, HARRY! I LOVE YOU TOO!"
Lupin: "Wizardly love."
Sirius: "Ain't it sick!"
--Brittney Harry: "All right, Ron. This is what we call an intervention. Now you MUST admit to loving Hermione since you first laid eyes on her or we're hexing you into next week."
--Rain Sirius: "We don't have all day, Ron. Are you gonna tell her or what?"
Harry: *thinks* "No, Ron! Not yet! All my money in the schoolwide betting pool's on you two getting together in sixth year!"
Hermione: "Tell me what? What's going on?"
Ron: "Er...Hermione...ummmm...I have to tell you something...I...well...I..." *looks at everyone deperately* "...I love..."
Hermione: "Yes, Ron?"
Ron: "Er...Chocolate Frogs. Yup, I love chocolate frogs. Yeah..."
Sirius: "You wuss! And you got sorted into Gryffindor! Damn Sorting Hat's getting old..."
Wormtail: *sighs* "I'll just stare evilly at Harry, I suppose... it's not like anyone's ever acknowledged my presence or anything... la la la la la..."
--Erica HARRY: "Ron, I'm not going to ask again. What is this thing that he -" *points at Sirius* " -saw that you can't tell me?"
LUPIN: "Harry, pointing isn't going to do you any good. Your friend really is quite stubborn."
SIRIUS: "It's all right, son. Go ahead and tell them."
HERMIONE: "Yes, Ron, tell them. Tell them why we're all scratched up."
RON: "All right, I give. Hermione and I have been seeing each other in secret for several weeks now, and we wanted to get away and have some time alone. We found this spot in the woods, and-"
HARRY: "Well, it's about bloody time you took that girl somewhere!"
--Kristen Ron: "I know this is not a good time for me to say this but if I'm going to die, I want it all out..."
Sirius: "Hurry up! I'm trying to tell the dramatic story of my life."
Ron: (deep breath) "I love you H-"
Harry: (surprised) "Me?!?!?"
Hermione: "You love Harry?!?!" *thinking* "Wasn't it supposed to be me?"
Ron: (disgusted) "Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!! Not you! I love Hermione! What is the idea of not letting me finish the sentence? Besides, you were supposed to know it already!"
Lupin: *thinking* "This is way better than watching a soap opera!"
Hermione: (trying to look surprised) "Really!!" *thinking* "Oh yeah!" (starts a victory dance) "Wait a minute!" (stops dancing) "How much money did I promise to that wonderful person? What's her name ...Rowling! That's it!"
--Ana Alfonzo: (behind the camera) "And then you Hermione, run into Harry's arms."
Hermione: "HECK NO!" (stares at Ron)
Alfonzo: "But it's Harry and Hermione!"
Sirius: "Says who?"
Alfonzo: "EVERYONE!"
Chris Columbus: (Apparates right next to Alfonzo) "No way, its Ron and Hermione!"
The whole gang from shadowcry: "Oh yeah! R/H!!"
The whole entire R/H world in unison: "H/H? NO WAY!!"
J.K Rowling: "Have you even read Goblet of Fire? Honestly, do you really think so?"
(every R/H shipper is holding hands and picketting outside of the studio chanting "R/H")
Alfonzo: "Well... fine. Hermione, run into Ron's arms."
(everyone cheers and rips all of the "pumpkin" sites into shreds)
--Natalie Potter RON: "Mr. Black, I offer you a deal, you can use me as your guinea pig for your experiments if you let Hermione and Harry go."
HARRY/HERMIONE: "Ron, no!"
RON: "Save it, you two! For once I'm actually going to do something useful in the movies, don't spoil it for me now!"
HERMIONE: "But, Ron..."
HARRY: [pulls out his wand] "No! Step away from the red haired one, and nobody gets hurt! What? It's broken!"
RON: "Well, Mr. Black?"
SIRIUS: "Mr. Weasley, I accept your offer."
HERMIONE [cries just a tad] "Oh no... look what you did, Ron, you've got me acting all feminine... that's so out of character for me. Oh why do you have to be such a brave little idiot?"
RON: "Because I'm me and because I'm tired of going with what Kloves script tells me to do."
--Bill Lupin: "OK, Ron, here's the deal. You tell, I stop Harry killing Sirius. You don't... Harry'll end up in Azkaban. Now, if you want that on your conscience..."
Harry: "He... killed... my... PARENTS!! Nothing Ron can say will stop me!!"
Ron: "I... I... Meandhermionearegoingoutsecretly..."
Lupin: "Yes! I knew it! Now, Harry..."
Sirius: "Whoa... I missed a lot being in Azkaban..."
Harry: "WHAT?!?!" *drops his wand*
Hermione: (muttering) "Idiot..."
--Amy Harry: "Now look here, Ron, we're doing this for your own good..."
Hermione: "What are you talking about, Harry?"
Harry: "Ron, if you do not confess your much-more-than-platonic feelings for Hermione RIGHT NOW, then Sirius is dust!"
Ron: "You wouldn't!"
Sirius: "He would! For my sake Ron, please, just say it! Countless nights in the dormitory listening to you mumble about Hermione in your sleep has made Harry more than a tad sleep-deprived!"
Harry: "That's right! I will have at least ONE good night sleep by the end of this year, no matter whether I have to kill my godfather!"
Hermione: "All right, Ron, you might as well tell them now, or Harry's liable to do something dangerous with that wand."
--Renee September 19th, 2003
Harry: "Great news!"Ron: *thinking* "Hermione is looking fine tonight...yeah..."
Hermione: "What?! Ron loves me?!?!"
Ron: *thinking* "OH YEAH. She is fine! New robes...YES."
Harry: "No, I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"
Hermione: "AWESOME!"
Ron: "That's better than my love?!"
--Allyson Harry: "Do you, Hermione Granger, take Ronald Weasley to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Hermione: "I do."
Harry: "And do you Ronald Weasley take Hermione Granger to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
Ron: "I do."
Harry: "I pronounce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride."
*Ron and Hermione snog and R/H shippers cry in happiness*
--'Mione Weasley Hermione: "I look SO cute today!"
Ron: *thinking* "Hermione looks SO cute today..."
--dutchtulips Ron: "Oh, I see you got my note, Hermione."
Hermione: "Well, yes, but I don't think we should talk about it in front of Harry..."
Harry: "Ha! Like I don't know! 'Hermione, meet me at the tower tonight at 10. I can't wait to snog you again! Love, Ron.'"
Ron and Hermione: (blushing) "No way!"
--Daniel Harry: "You're joking? You two? Hahahahahahaha!"
Hermione: "Nope! We've decided to come clean!"
Ron: *thinking* "Is it just me or has she gone up a cup size?"
--Amy HARRY: "What's that you've got there, Hermione?"
HERMIONE: "It's all the evidence that says that Ron and I are meant to be together compiled by the lovely ladies at 'Isn't It Obvious.' Ron, you left it in the library the other day."
RON: "Oh, there it is. I was wondering where I put that. Thanks, love!"
HARRY: "The library yesterday?"
RON: "Er..."
HERMIONE: "That's right, Harry, the library yesterday."
HARRY: "Oh, all right. Just making sure I heard correctly."
--Kristen RON: "Hey Hermione, finally got your teeth fixed."
HERMIONE: "Yeah, thanks for noticing."
HARRY: "What have you got in your hand?"
HERMIONE: "Oh, it's just a note I found at the rumor mill - some people said that the Yule Ball fight not come up in the fourth film."
RON: "Really? Aw that sucks. And after all the hard work JK put in to writing it, too."
--Bill [The IIO record for longest caption ever! ;-)]
Hermione: "Harry! Harry!" *in urgent whipers* "Come here!" *grinning, showing Harry a small piece of parchment in her hands*
Harry: "What? Not spew, please..." * rolling his eyes*
Hermione: "No, no, it's not about the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare, no! It's just...here, go on, read it!" *shoving the parchment into Harry's hand*
Harry: *reading it, and then he looks up at Hermione in surprise* "Great Scott, it's a page of Ron's diary! How did you get it?"
Hermione: "Sssh!" *putting her finger on her lips* "Lower your voice, or he'll hear you!"*smiling at Harry* "Okay, what do you think of it, he's got a crush on me, hasn't he?" *tears of happiness streaming down her eyes*
Harry: *with a hushed voice* "Not a 'crush', Hermione! He's crazy for you! This is brilliant!" *grinning* "He has finally admitted that he falls for you! *reading from the parchment* 'I know that I would never be able to let Hermione go. I should've realized that when I saw her went to the ball with Krum, but I was too thick, I guess. Hermione's been filling my hopes and dreams...'"
Hermione: *panicked* "Ssh! Harry! He's coming! Ron's coming! Give it back to me!" *snatching the parchment from Harry's hands*
Harry: "What?" *astounded, and then he saw Ron approaching* "Oh..hi, Ron!"
Ron: "Hi! And why are you two here?" *frowning, glancing around at the empty grounds* "Not hiding something, aren't you?"
Hermione: "No, we're--"
Harry: "Well, actually we are. We've known the key to your deepest secret already."
Ron: "What? No, not that bit about 'Weasley is Our King' again! I had nightmares about it!"
Hermione: "We're not hid--"
Harry: "No, it's not about that stupid song, Ron!" *thinking* "God, when will he ever think properly?"
Ron: "What then? Oh...that I have applied for the reserve team of the Chudley Cannons?" *gasp* "Oh! It's supposed to be a secret! Why am I telling you?"
Harry: "No, idiot! It's not that! It's--"
Hermione: "Good luck, Ron!" *in furious whispers and with gritted teeth* "Harry, won't you please shut up about the parchment?"
Harry: *thinking* "Arrgh! Both of them will never admit their feelings! I wonder if I must wait until the end of the world!" *forcing himself to smile at Ron* "Ron, good luck!"
Ron: "Harry, Hermione, thank you!" *beaming with happiness*
Harry: *muttering* "And here we go again, with two people who won't admit they're in love!"
--Annette Hermione: *thinking* "If I make a funny face Harry won't notice the note I am so obviously passing to Ron..."
Harry: *thinking* "Hermione thinks that if she makes a funny face, I won't see the note she's obviously passing to Ron... awww, heck, I'll go along with it, just for fun."
Ron: *out loud* "Hey, Hermione has a note!"
--Shanana Harry: "Wow Hermione you look great!"
Hermione: "Oh I know!" *Sticks out her chest*
Hermione: "Well...what do you think, Ron?"
*Ron doesn't say a word but just stares*
Harry: (hits ron on the shoulder) "You perv!"
--Heather Hermione: *thinking* "What's over there, then?"
Harry: *thinking* "OK, I think she's lost it. Why is she looking at the tree?"
Ron: *thinking* "Wow, when did she ....change shape?"
--Susie Hermione: "Yes, yes, it's true! Viktor finally let me go!"
Ron: "Are you serious?!?"
Harry: I'm going to the great hall for food." *nudges Ron in the side as if saying, 'Make your move!!'*
Ron: "Hermione, I think I have something important to tell you."
Hermione: "Yes, Ron?"
*Ron moves forward, wraps his arms arounds her, and gives her a tenative kiss which she replies with outmost energy*
--Pheonixqueen121 Harry: "Wow, she's really drunk, Ron... There must have been something in the pumpkin juice..."
Hermione: "I *hic* love you, Harry! Will you *hic hic* marry me? We'll *hic* have fifteen kids and *hic* you'll be the *hic* Minister of Magic and *hic* we'll live happily ever after!"
Ron: "Wow, what did they put in that juice?!"
--Topaz Waters Hermione: "I've grown 4 inches this year!"
Harry & Ron: "We've noticed!"
Hermione: *Smiles and blushes* I meant taller, Ron!"
Ron: *smiles and raises eyebrow* "Oh, right!"
Harry: *shakes head* "Not again, I'm going to find Ginny!" *whispers to Ron* "Just keep your hands in your pockets, mate!"
--Ruth October 22nd, 2003
Hermione: "Ron, obviously, use your head!"*Ron and Hermione bickering*
Harry: *thinking* "Oh boy, here we go again...."
Hermione: "No wonder you're so heartless!"
Harry: *thinking* "Just keep on reading, pretend you're not here...it'll be over soon..."
Ron: "Oh really? You say I'm heartless? You didn't even notice when I tried to slip you a love letter the other day!"
*Hermione widens her eyes like she is suprised*
Harry: "Well, this just became interesting..."
--Jessica Hermione: "Ron, I just read the proposal you posted in the Daily Prophet!"
Ron: "My Proposal in the wha...?"
(He looks at Harry who pretends to ignore them.)
Ron: "Oh right. Well, what's your answer Hermione?"
(Hermione jumps over the table and tackles Ron around the neck)
Hermione: "YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!"
--Ruth While reading the newspaper, Hermione finds something strange...
HERMIONE: "What the Hell?! Ron what is the meaning of this?!"
RON: "What's the meaning of what?"
HARRY: "I'm not here, I'm not here, I'm not involved in this conversation... I'm just reading my borrowed copy of Lord of the Rings: the Two Towers..."
HERMIONE: "It says here that you're dating a Slytherin girl! Is that true?!"
RON: "Hermione-"
HERMIONE: "Quit stalling and tell me, damn it!"
RON: "Hermione, do I look like the kind of bloke who would date a Slytherin girl?"
HERMIONE: "!... well, no, but you know Ron, sometimes you're not too bright about the things you do you know!"
RON: "If I'm not too bright about some things, why do you care if I'm involved with a Slytherin girl?"
HERMIONE: "AH! I-I don't care about that! I'm worried about the integrity of Gryffindor! We can't have you having an affair with a Slytherin girl! Who do you think you are, William Shakespeare's Romeo?!"
RON: "No, but I would like to be Charlton Heston's Moses."
--Bill Percy Weasley: *whispering* "Don't look. Just don't look at them..."
Dean: *thinking* "Now, how much money did I put into that 'When will Ron and Hermione get together' bet? I can't remember! Help!"
(Ron and Hermione are too busy staring into each others' eyes to notice anything going on around them.)
Harry: *thinking to himself* "Just concentrate on the book, Harry. Don't notice that your two best friends are madly in love, and that they are too stupid to admit it. Just ignore that miniscule fact. You don't have to think about it until the Yule Ball..."
Hedwig: "Twit-twoo... God, why does no one ever listen to me? Oh yes. It's because I'm an owl, and nobody can understand a word im saying. I keep forgetting that."
--Susie Hermione: "Ron, you dolt! The Troll wars occured in 1654, not..."
Ron: "Oh, for the love of God, shut up! You're smarter than me! There, I said it. Happy?!"
Harry: *thinking* "These two are both dolts! I wish they'd hurry up and admit they love each other! Come on, book 7!"
--Daniel Ron: "I'm ready, ask me any question."
Hermione: "OK, what are the most crucial ingredients in a Forgetfulness potion?"
Ron: "Er... I forgot?"
Hermione: "And what are you going to do if this comes up on the exams?"
Ron: "Snog you senseless."
*Hermione's eyes widen and she blushes* Harry: "Heh heh, wrong book, Ron."
--Pheonixqueen121 Ron: "'Mione...I wanna ask you something...well, I...I think I..."
Harry: *thinking* "Oh, my God, is he going to tell Hermione that he loves her? Does he really need to do it in front of me? Oh well, I'll just pretend that I'm reading..."
Hermione: "WHAT?? What did you just say, Ron?! You love me?"
Ron: *grows red in the face* "Urm... I was just going to ask you to pass me the strawberry jam over there..."
--Giet Weasley Hermione: "What's that on your face, honey?"
Ron: "What? Were?"
Harry: "There."
Ron: "Oh my God! Harry, may I borrow your compact?"
Harry: "Sure, here." *hands it over*
Ron: "AHHHHHHHHH!"
Hermione: "What is it, Ron?"
Ron: "A BIG HUGE ZIT! AND RIGHT BERFORE THE DANCE TOO!"
--Draco's Lady Dragon Harry: " 'Oh, I wish I could tell her...What torture it is to have to see her every day, be so near her, yet I must remain hapless stoic, keep shielded my thoughts by means of this dispicable facade...' "
Ron: "HARRY! Stop reading that! Give me my diary back!"
Hermione: "Who were you writing about, Ron?"
Hedwig: "HOOT!*HERMIONE*HOOT HOOT!"
Hermione: *Gasp* "Ron! I never..."
Ron: "No, er..." *ears start turning red* "I can explain, really..."
Hermione: "No, it's just that... You used a word with over three syllables! I never would have thought you had the capacity!"
Hedwig: *Turns away* "Ahh, young love..."
--Topaz Waters Hermione: "Ron, you should be studying!"
Percy: "Bets for how long Ron lasts in this fight!"
Hedwig: (thinking) "How much money can I steal from Harry's trunk?"
*Kids at the back start betting* Ron: "Hey! Hermione, do you know that you are cute when you're angry?"
Hermione: "Thanks Ron!" *blushes furiously* "What about we go for a walk outside and forget about homework!"
Ron: "Sounds good to me!"
Percy: "That's my little bro! Who said that Ron and Hermione were the perfect couple?"
Hedwig: "That would be me!" (takes all the money from the bets) "Finally I can leave that retarded boy and go live to an exotic place or something!"
Harry: (closes book) "What an excellent book! Here you go, Hermione! I finished the book you lent me!" (looks around) "Hey! Ron! Hermione! They forgot me again! Does anyone care about me?"
*Everyone shuts up at Harry's question* Harry: "OK, you don't need to answer! I'll just go and try to kill myself!"
*Silence* Harry: "Geez!I'm really loved!" (sarcastic voice) "I'll just go to have a cup of tea with Voldy! At least he understands me!"
--Ana November 15th, 2003
Hermione: *pointing wand at Malfoy* "Don't you ever EVER say that I'm going out with Harry when you know that I'm going out with RON! Do i make myself clear?!?!"*Draco nods head vigorously*
Crabbe: "Who are you going out with again?"
*Hermione glares and eye twitches at them*
*Draco, Crabbe and Goyle run off at the speed of light to their dorms*
--Pheonixqueen121 HERMIONE: "Take it back! TAKE IT BACK!"
DRACO: "Okay, okay! Harry and Ron are not a gay couple together, jeez! You can't take a joke?!"
--Bill Draco: "Do you really like Weasley? What bad taste, even Potter would be better than him!"
Hermione: "You louse! I should have known you were an H/H shipper!"
Draco: "But I'm not. I'm a die-hard D/H shipper!"
Hermione: "Oh God..."
Draco: "Come here, you gorgeous thing, you!"
(Hermione wakes up screaming)
Parvati: "Hermione, what's wrong?"
Hermione: "I just had the most horrible nightmare!" (Sees her night table, which is covered with candy wrappers.) "I'm never eating Chocolate Frogs before bed again!"
--Stephanie Hermoine: "HOW DARE YOU SPREAD RUMORS ABOUT ME AND HARRY!!!!"
Draco: "B-but, I saw you during the Triwizard Tournament! You were heartbroken when he was facing the dragon!"
Hermoine: "THAT IS BECAUSE HARRY IS MY FRIEND! ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T KNOW THAT I AM DATING RON!!"
Draco: "Umm.....Probably."
Boy Closer to Camera: "You are, Hermione?! I better go get my winnings from Colin!"
Draco: *starts crying* "I-I'm sorry!!! I didn't know! Just DON'T KILL ME!!!!!"
--Kiki Draco: *whimpering* "Weasley cannot save anything, he cannot block a single ring..."
Hermione: "NO! You're not singing it right, Malfoy! Do I have to bat-bogey hex you AGAIN?!"
Draco: "N-no..."
Hermione: "All right then, sing it RIGHT!"
Draco: "Weasley can save anything... Weasley is your king, Weasley is your king..."
--dutchtulips Crabbe: "I knew you shouldn't have been reading those Harry/Hermione fan fics, Draco! I knew she'd find out!"
Malfoy: "Shut up Crabbe!"
Hermione: "I think you should shut up Malfoy and listen to me! How many time do I have to tell you! It's Ron/Hermione not Harry/Hermione! Can't you see? Are you blind? Argh!!!!!!! Apologize!!! Now!!!"
Malfoy: "Okay, okay! I'm sorry! It's Ron/Hermione! R/Hr is the best ship in the world! I swear!!!"
Hermione: "Resistance is futile! You have been assimilated!"
--Gillian Hermione: *points her wand at Draco's throat* "How dare you said that! How dare you!"
Draco: *gasps* "Ugh..I only said that Weasley was a scumbag who couldn't even stand with his feet... "
Hermione: *thrusts Draco's throat with her wand* "Yes! That! You brat! Who do you think you are! I'll kill you!" *steps forward*
Draco: *yells* "Aaargh..stop it! Stop it, you mad girl! I only said the truth!" *leans against the tree* "What's that got to do with you, Granger!"
Crabbe & Goyle: *in choir* "Yes, what's that got to do with you!"
Crabbe: "Weasley's a scumbag..."
Goyle: "...Who was born in a bin!"
Hermione: "YOU THREE WILL DIE! Take this! Ava..."
Draco: *shields his face* "Stop! Okaay! Weasley is number one! Okay? NUMBER ONE!"
Hermione: *lowers her wand* "That will do!"
Draco, Crabbe, Goyle: "What's that gotta do with her?"
Draco: *shakes his blond head unbelievingly* "Weasley is number one?"
Hermione: "SHUT UP!" *blushes*
Draco, Crabbe, Goyle: "Uh huh..now we see... "
--Annette Hermione: *Dangerous tone* "What did you just say?"
Draco: "I...I, er, er, I don't know!"
Hermione: "Tell me again? I didn't hear you!" *pushes wand harder under his throat*
Draco: "ALL RIGHT! YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH RON NOT HARRY!!!!!"
Hermione: "OK. Not really what you said before.... but much better. Good Slytherin." *pats Draco on the head like a dog and walks happily away*
--Carol Hermione: "HOW DARE YOU SAY PINK ISN'T MY COLOUR!"
Malfoy: "Um..."
Hermione: "RON GAVE ME THIS TOP FOR MY BIRTHDAY! YOU SLIMY LITTLE-"
Crabbe: (To Goyle) "Should we stop her?"
Goyle: "What? Are you insane? Have you seen the things she can do with that wand?"
Hermione: "SO UNLESS YOU APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW I'LL MESS YOUR STUPID HAIR UP!"
Malfoy: "No! Not my beautiful blonde hair! It takes me hours to get it perfect!"
Hermione: "APOLOGISE!"
Malfoy: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
Hermione: "That's better!"
--Kat097 Hermione: "HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY RON!"
Harry: (offscreen) "Tee hee, she just admitted it!"
Ron: (also offscreen) "Huh....her, Ron? Does that mean that..?"
Hermione: *sighing* "Yes Ron. I love you, but you're to thick to even notice me as a girl until the stupid Yule Ball in book 4, where I go with someone else, just to make you jealous! Then you realise that you love me too, but we spend the next few years denying it!"
Ron & Harry: "Yule Ball! Does that mean we need dates?"
Hermione: "ARRGGGHHHH! THAT'S WHERE THE WHOLE PROBLEM STARTS IN BOOK 4!" *storms off*
Ron & Harry: "Ohhhhh....nope. Still don't get it. Guess that's the problem with being teenage boys!"
*they follow Hermione, while Draco, Crabbe and Goyle are left there, confused*
--AirFairy2003 Hermione: "Tell me the URL right now, Malfoy, or you'll forever be Draco the Bouncing Ferret!"
Draco: "Alright, alright, it's www.dracoandhermioneforever.net, but I swear I didn't create it! There's no way I'd ever dream of having any connection to a filthy mudbl..."
(A flash of light appears and a furry ball is seen rolling away)
Hermione: "Now, which one of you idiots is next?"
(The other Slytherins run away as fast as possible)
Hermione: "Serves you right! No one messes with me and my Ronniekins!"
Ron: *shouting* "Hermione, I told you not to call me that!"
--Daniel Draco: "Hey look, it's Hermione Potter! Geez, you guys need to get a room!"
Hermione: *whips out wand* Did you just say that Harry and I were an item?"
Draco: *staring at wand* Yeah..."
Hermione: *curses Draco* "Well that should teach you!"
Harry: "Yeah! Everyone knows it's Ron and Hermione!"
*Harry, Hermione and Ron walk off, the latter two holding hands*
Draco: "Well I didn't know that! Did you two know that?"
Crabbe and Goyle: *shift from foot to foot* "Er...um...maybe we did...yeah..."
Draco: "WHAT?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?"
--'Mione Weasley Hermione: "Malfoy, you brainless git, if you don't stop encouraging those annoying H/H shippers, I will curse you into oblivion! I belong with Ron, and everyone with any intelligence can see that!"
--Ginny Hermione: "Maybe if I kill you it will move the stupid D/Hr shippers to R/Hr where thay belong."
--Nick Hermione: "Tell me...did you or did you not shove snow down Ron's back?"
Draco: "I swear! I didn't!" *mumbles* "Filthy mudblood..."
Hermione: *pulls out her wand* "One move from you and I'll hex you in a heartbeat."
Draco: "Fine...I did put snow down his back. He said it felt good!"
Hermione: "WHAT?!"
Draco: "I'm joking! But really... forget Ron... come to me!"
Hermione: "And disapoint them?" *points to the R/H shippers* "I don't think so."
Draco: "Bugger. Crabbe... a little help here!"
Crabbe: "What does help mean?"
Draco: "Nevermind..."
--Teresa
