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    December 3rd, 2004
    

    
    

    Ron: "'Mione, are you sure about this? Really?"

    Hermione: "Aren't   you?"

    Ron: "Well, aren't we a little young? And it...uh...it didn't work out   too well for that Romeo person."

    Hermione: "That was a story. This is us.   We're eloping, Ron, and that's final."

    Harry: *thinking* "Why did I agree to   be the witness?"

    --Tristan
    

    Ron: "Ouch! I don't think my little Hermy-Poo, I, I mean, Hermione,   knows what her hair looks like from the side! I mean, come on, she gets all   worried about the back, but what about the side!!! Uuuugghhh!"

    Hermione: "I   heard that, Ron! And you saw it before our snogging session! It looked nothing   like this! And before you mention my sweater, I didn't have time to zipper it   again!"

    *Ron stares at Hermione and thrusts his head towards   Harry*

    Hermione: "I, I mean, well, I thought it looked good!"

    Harry:   *thinking* "Wow. You'd think that after the 22nd slip, they'd learn that   everyone knows, and the people who don't are RUBBISH!"

    --Nikki P
    

    Hermione: "You don't like it, do you? I know you don't!"

    Ron: "Of   course, I do, Hermione! I love the new sweater you bought me for   Christmas!"

    Hermione: "No, you don't. That smile is so fake."

    Ron: "For   the last time, I love the sweater! I'm wearing it, aren't I?"

    Hermione: "That   doesn't mean you really like it!" *storms off in a huff*

    Harry: "For cripes   sake, it's so obvious..."

    --dutchtulips
    

    Ron: "I'm not seeing Lavender Brown, Hermione!"

    Hermione:   "Really?" (with teary- eyes)

    Ron: "Really! And who's the stupid git that told   you I'm seeing her?"

    Hermione: "Look at your back..."

    Harry: "Hi! I'm also   here!"

    --GryffindorLovers
    

    Harry: "Hermione, come back! It was only a joke!"

    Ron: "That was   one sick joke, Harry! Never ever say that again...Hermione, are you   okay?"

    Hermione: "NO! How could I be okay!? Harry and I will never   date...it's totally barbaric and for him to say that is...is..."

    *Ron covers   Hermione's mouth, and kisses her on the cheek*

    --DragonChamber7
    

    Ron: "Hermione, your cat ate my rat!"

    Hermione: "Crookshanks   didn't eat Scabbers!"

    Ron: "He did too! I hate you!"

    Hermione: "He didn't   and I hate you more!!!"

    Harry: "I hate you both."

    Ron: "No, I hate you   more!"

    Hermione: "Well I love you!"

    Ron: "What?!"

    Hermione:   "Ooops!"

    --KanenLitaRule
    

    Ron: "Are you sure that's where he's looking?"

    Hermione: "Gee Ron,   could you say that a little louder?!"

    --Gabi Weiß
    

    RON: "Look I'm sorry I didn't open the door for you, but I can't beat   the crowd to the door at the end of every class!"

    HARRY [to himself]: "One   more reason why I'll never date Hermione."

    --Bill
    

    RON: "Oh come on, are you STILL mad at me for criticizing Brad Pitt's   performance in Troy?"

    HERMIONE: "I'll never forgive you for criticizing Brad   Pitt in the role of Achilles, Ron. Never."

    RON: "And you call ME shallow?!   That Brad Pitt criticism was months ago! Move on, woman!"

    --Bill
    

    Ron: "What did Vicky say in his recent letter?"

    Hermione: "DON'T   CALL HIM VICKY!"

    Harry: *thinks* "Ron's at it again." *shakes   head*

    --Gryffindor Retro Chick
    

    Ron: "Hermione, wait."

    Hermione: "No... You wanted to tell me and   now you don't. Make up your mind."

    Ron: *grabs Hermione by the shoulders*   "I...umm...er...what...I mean..."

    Hermione: "There you go again, Ron..."   *turns back on Ron*

    Harry: "Sheesh mate, just ask her already."

    Ron: "Want   to go out with me, Hermione?"

    Hermione: "See, that wasn't so hard. Now   where's Ginny, I owe her five sickles."

    --Diane
    

    Ron: (quietly to Hermione) "Come on sweetie, let's speed up. Harry's   gaining on us."

    Hermione: "Ugh, he's getting so annoyingly clingy   lately."

    Ron: "Yeah, I think all those stupid H/Hr shippers are giving him   ideas."

    Hermione: *groans* "Oh no. On the count of three, let's put a   temporary body bind curse on Harry and make a run for the Room of   Requirement."

    Ron: "Okay."

    Hermione: "One...two...THREE!"

    *They   "Petrificus Totalus" Harry*

    Harry: (who can still talk) "HERMIONE! WAIT FOR   ME!"

    --Laura
    

    HARRY: [to himself, observing Ron & Hermione from behind] "Thank   God the secondary characters usually play out the romantic scenarios in these   stories. I'd go crazy if I had to put up with what Ron goes through with   Hermione."

    --Bill
    

    Hermione: "Wow, look at how beautiful it is up here."

    Ron:   "Hermione??"

    Hermione: "Yes, Ron?"

    Ron: "I see a big bunch of   spiders..."

    Hermione: "Oh Ron, don't fear." *goes over and snogs   Ron*

    Harry: "Uuuummm guys?"

    Ron and Hermione: *cough cough*

    --Mariah
    

    Hermione: "Ronald Weasley! Stop whining like a baby! WE ARE   THROUGH!!!"

    Ron: "Come on, 'Mione! I'm -"

    Herm: "DON'T CALL ME   THAT!!!!"

    Ron: "I WAS GOING TO APOLOGIZE!! FINE WITH ME!!"

    Herm: "Oh!!!   Sorry!!!"

    Ron: "Too late. We're through.... until further notice."

    Harry:   *walks up* "Hey, I'm free!"

    Ron and Hermione: "NOOOO!!!"

    --Somer
    

    Ron: "Oh, Hermione! I just knew we were meant to be!!"

    Hermione:   "And why is that?"

    Ron: "Our sweaters!!! They're both really   ugly!!!"

    Hermione: "Did you happen to notice that Harry also had ugly   sweaters in movies one and two?"

    Ron: .....

    --Kim
    

    Ron: "You're dating Harry?!"

    Hermione: "No, I'm not"

    Harry:   "How can you believe those rumors, Ron? I'm the R/Hr club president,   remember?"

    --gryffin_hauz_88
    

    January 5th, 2005
    

    
    

    Hermione: "Please tell me you didn't get it wrong again, Ron!"   *Giggles*

    Ron: "No, I didn't, really. I didn't. Okay I did. How am I supposed   to memorise the whole poem? You're the smart one, not me. How do I go about   memorizing it, then?"

    Hermione: "Easy. Just think of me and what we'll be   doing later."

    Ron: "Huh?"

    *Hermione whispers in Ron's ear*

    Ron: "Oh!   Oh. Well that's not going to work! Now I can't think of anything   else!"

    Hermione: "Oh, bugger the love poem. Let's go."

    Ron: "Yeah. Yeah,   let's go."

    *Runs ecstatically out of the room with Hermione in   tow*

    --TheSweetestThing
    

    Hermione: *thinking* "Sitting through one of Trelawney’s classes is   worth it to be with Ron."

    Ron: (to Harry) "So you’re gonna suffer…but, you’re   gonna be…happy about it?"

    Hermione: "Wrong cup."

    Ron: "What?"

    Hermione:   "Nothing."

    --Dani
    

    Ron: "Harry and Hermione will end up together?"

    Hermione: "No!   Please Jo, don't let it happen because I want Ron! I love him!"

    Ron: "What   did you say?"

    Hermione: "Umm...."

    --gryffin_hauz_88
    

    RON: "You know, from what I've read in this GOF shoot sheet, I think   they've really screwed up the Yule Ball."

    HERMIONE: "How so?"

    RON: "Well,   you're supposed to have this big extravagant transformation in the book, but the   movies made you look cute 24-7, so all the impact is gone. The audience is gonna   end up asking itself why I don't think of asking you in the first   place."

    HERMIONE: "Oh... I hadn't thought of that."

    --Bill
    

    Ron: "Ok, maybe if we close our eyes, all the people watching us,   waiting for us to kiss, will go away"

    Seamus: "LOOK! THEIR EYES ARE CLOSED!   THEY'RE GOING IN!"

    Hermione: "Hehe? Not working. We're going to have to wait   until tonight. I, I mean, we, er, hate each other, and always fight!"

    --Nikki   P
    

    Ron: *looking confused* "What is this?! Bloody hell, it's H/Hr fan   fiction!"

    *drops book*

    Hermione: *shakes head* "When will people learn   that it is R/Hr?"

    --Retro Ginny Fan
    

    *Ron is flipping through the Hogwart's yearbook*

    Ron: "Oh my gosh!   Look at my yearbook picture! It's horrible! My face is all blotchy and my hair   is sticking up every which way!"

    Hermione: *Trying to stifle her laughter*   "No...Reeeeeeaaally hun, you look greeeeeaaaaaat."

    Ron: "You're getting a   kick out of this, aren't you?"

    Hermione: "You have no idea."

    --Marlena
    

    Ron: "I uh... broke up with Lavendar, today."

    Hermione: (trying   not to look too happy) "Oh, I'm... sorry."

    Ron: "She was stupid. I never   really liked her."

    Hermione: (on the verge of smiling hugely) "Do you like   someone else, then?"

    Ron: "Kind of. But she'd never like me   back..."

    Hermione: "Oh..." (tries not to cry) "I,um... I'll get another   teacup..."

    --Sarah
    

    Ron: "There's a wonky cross that means trials and   suffe-"

    *Hermione Giggles* Ron: (whispering)"Shhhh... I'm trying to impress   you in front of the class."

    Hermione: (Between bursts of laughter) "Sorry,   it's just.... This teapot... is so ugly!"

    Ron: (disappointed) "So I guess I   didnt impress you...?"

    Girl at the back nearly falling asleep: "Pffft, Young   couples these days..."

    --Zoey
    

    Ron: "Hermione, what is so funny?"

    Hermione: (still   snickering) "Look in this teacup, Ron!"

    (Ron looks in teacup, see words H/HR   Forever spelled out)

    Ron: "You're right, Hermione, that is funny!" (bursts   out laughing)

    Hermione: "I told you Trelawney is a fraud! I mean, isn't it   obvious?"

    (Both continue laughing hysterically, then snog each other for   hours.....)

    --skittellgirl
    

    February 11th, 2005

    

    

    

    McGonnagall:   "I'm sorry Mr. Potter, but this chance is too good to miss ... Mr. Weasley and   Miss Granger have to go ALONE."

    Harry: *confused* "Wha - AH! Oh ... all right   then ... But make sure you save me a seat next time!"

    |In Background|

    Ron:   "Psst ... 'Mione, you think Harry's gonna come?"

    Hermione: "I hope not ... we   won't be able to have sufficient snogging time then!"

    --Junkie   Rocker

    

    McGonagall: "Surely, Mr. Potter, by now you would know to give   them alone time. It is Valentines Day, for Merlin’s sake!!"

    Harry: "Oh… Well…   I just thought… you know… they’re my friends… I just wanted to have   fun…"

    Ron: *to Hermione* "Finally he gets it through his thick   skull."

    Hermione: *to Ron* "Oh, be nice. It took you a while to figure it out   too."

    Harry: "I guess I’ll just go find Ginny. We can have fun together. She   won’t be going off to snog anybody... or if she is, she will have a lot of   explaining to do."

    McGonagall: "Subtlety, Mr. Potter, is not your strong   point"

    Ron: "I’LL THROTTLE HIM!"

    *Harry runs off*

    --Hermy

    

    Harry:   "But Professor, why can't I go with Ron and Hermione? We always go to Hogsmeade   together!"

    McGonnagall: "I'm sorry Potter, maybe you didn't notice yet, but   you have to understand that sometimes they want to hang out without you."

    --Line Weasley

    

    McGONOGALL: "They're going to counselling Harry,   so this really isn't a good time."

    HARRY: "All this counselling hassle   because Ron made fun of Brad Pitt's performance in Troy..."

    --Bill

    

    Harry: "Professor, I'm the president of R/Hr   shippers club! Why can't I attend the meeting at the Hogsmeade?!"

    McGonagall:   "Potter, the Dursley didn't sign your permit and because of that, even though   you're the president of the R/Hr shippers club, you can't go with them. I'm   sorry."

    (Ron and Hermione looked sorry for Harry)

    McGonagall: "But I'll   take good care of your club, Potter."

    Harry: (smiling widely) "Thanks,   Professor!"

    Ron: "But why, Professor? I mean, you'll help us?"

    McGonagall:   "Are you insane, Weasley? Why will I not help you? I'm the adviser of R/Hr   shippers club!"

    --gryffin_hauz_88

    

    Ron: "What do you think they're   talking about?"

    Hermione: "Hmm, I don't know."

    Ron: "Oh, well, you wanna   go somewhere and neck, then?"

    Hermione: "Yeah,   okay."

    --dutchtulips

    

    McGonagall: "Yes, Mr. Potter, I know you want to   attend the wedding. The whole school does. But rules are rules, and unless you   can present an invitation..."

    Ron: "Oh, bloody hell, Professor, he's the Best   Man!"

    --Tristan

    

    McGonagall: “I mean it, Potter. No form, no   Hogsmeade.”

    Ron: “You think all that sucking up you did to her before lunch   made her a little stricter on Harry?”

    Hermione: “Shush. At least we finally   have an afternoon to ourselves!”

    --Dani

    

    McGONAGALL: “Potter, I need   you to tell me something. And be serious, now, don’t hide anything.”

    HARRY:   *wailing* “Alright! I confess! I’m terrified of Sirius Black! I tried to hide it   and act all tough, but I just can’t do it anymore!!”

    McGONAGALL: “Well, I   appreciate your honesty... but I was only going to ask you if you and Hermione   were going out.”

    HARRRY: *blushing* “Oh…”"

    McGONAGALL: “Well?”

    RON:   “Heck no! He’s not doing anything with my woman!”

    McGONAGALL: “Ha! I knew it!   Snape owes me 25 sickles!!”

    --Emmy

    

    Hermione: "Professor McGonagal,   Please!! We're going on a date!!"

    Ron: "Yeah, please,   Professor!!"

    McGonagal: "Harry, you need to leave them alone.... what will   you do when they're busy snogging?"

    *Hermione turns red*

    Harry:   "But!...fine..."

    --Brooklyn

    

    McGonagall: "Yes, I'm sorry Potter, but   you'll have to stay at the castle."

    Hermione: (inwardly) "YAY!" (Hurriedly   puts on sad face) "Err, I mean, poor Harry."

    Ron: "Yeah, poor Harry..."   (hoping Hermione will not notice his hands are drifting across to her waist)   "Bad luck mate..."

    (Harry storms off in a huff)

    Hermione: "Phew, I thought   he'd never leave!" (suddenly realises what she's just said) "I mean... shall we   go?"

    Ron: (confused) "Yeah.... What was that   Hermione?"

    --Emily

    

    McGonagall: *whispers* "Potter, the two love birds   need to have time to admit they love each other."

    Harry: "B-b-but I have my   camcorder and everything!!"

    Ron: "Hermione and me are going!!"

    Harry:   "Have a nice time, make sure you sn--"

    *McGonagall wacks Harry accidentally   on purpose*

    McGonagall: "He just means-"

    Harry: "Snog as hard as you can,   Ron!!"

    *McGonagall glares at Harry while Harry   smirks*

    --dew~

    

    McGonagall: "Yes Potter, it's true. Ron will propose to   Hermione in book seven. You don't get the girl this time."

    Harry: "Hello! I   don't like Hermione like that! Hermione is head over heels in love with   Ron."

    Hermione: *thinking* "Shut up Harry! He isn't supposed to know that   yet!"

    --Ashlee

    

    McGonagall: "I'm sorry Potter, but I can't let you go   to Hogsmeade."

    Harry: "It's OK. I don't really want to go anymore, especially   if I have to spend the whole time watching Ron and Hermione try to hide the fact   that his hand is on her butt."

    Ron and Hermione: "How...adda...wibble...how   did he know?"

    --Susie

    

    *after harry's talk with McGonagall*

    Ron:   "Erm, thanks Professor. Me and Hemione, we, um, well..."

    Hermione: "We needed   a moment without Harry, if you know what I mean."

    --chawny

    

    March   10th, 2005

    

    

    

    Hermione:   *thinking* "Why aren't you Ron? Why aren't you Ron?"

    Harry: *thinking* "If I   stare at that mole on her ear, maybe I won't feel the stream of   hatred..."

    --*rlf*

    

    Rita: "And what is that?"

    Harry: "A picture...of   Ron and...Hermione? Snogging?"

    Hermione: "Uh-oh...."

    --Sam

    

    Rita:   "Have you seen my article this morning? The perfect article of a secret love   affair of Mr. Ronald Weasley and Miss Hermione Granger!"

    Hermione: (thinking)   "How did she found out about that?"

    Rita: "And thanks for the information,   Mr. Potter!"

    Harry: "Err... umm... you're welcome."

    Hermione: (looking at   Harry in a cursing way) "I should have known!"

    --gryffin_hauz_88

    

    Rita   Skeeter: "It seems as though we've all got dressed in the   dark."

    --Minimaniac213

    

    Rita: "What's that you said, Mr. Weasley? It's   R/Hr and not H/Hr?"

    Harry: "See, I told you!"

    Hermione: "Yeah, why   would anyone think Harry and I would make a good couple   anyway?"

    --Gillian

    

    Skeeter: "Hmmm...Mr. Weasley has really been   working out..Whoa."

    Harry: "Ewww. Is she checking...? Ewwww."

    Hermione:   "If you're not going to do anything aggressive and violent about it, I WILL!   Checking out MY Ronald. Honestly!"

    --SugarLily

    

    SKEETER: "Harry and   Hermione?! Who said that?! BEWARE! Have you looked at my fingernails?!" *runs   away after H/H shipper*

    HARRY: *whispering* "I thought she was stupid...   Maybe she isn't that much.. You think she'll go out with me?!"

    HERMIONE: "Er,   Harry... that's your call... Right?! Well, I got to go. Ron's never late for our   snogging sessions..."

    --mionetwin

    

    Rita: "Aha! The Potter boy and   his... ahem...love interest?"

    Harry: "Wha-?"

    Hermione: "Oh you have GOT to   be kidding me."

    --Dani

    

    Rita: "Take notes! Another H/H evidence moment.   Harry and Hermione stand together in regular clothes. We must send this evidence   in to the Harry and Hermione network ASAP."

    Harry: *babbling*   "But...I...she...we..."

    Hermione: *glares at Harry* "I told you not to stand   to close! But do you listen? No! Your only encouraging those nasty rumors even   more!"

    Harry: *hangs head* "Sorry. I promise I'll stand away next   time."

    Hermione: *thinking* "Don't they think I look better with Ron   instead?" *shrugs* "I think so..."

    --Lizzie

    

    RITA SKEETER: "Well, well,   well, who is that nice-looking young man over there?"

    HERMIONE: "Beat it, you   creepy old bat! Ron's mine!!"

    RON: "Eh? Did I hear my name?....ooh, who is   that lovely-looking woman in the green jacket?"

    HERMIONE: "RON!!!" (runs   off)

    RON: "I meant you of course, Hermione! Your jacket is green too! Wait!"   (runs after her)

    HARRY: "Sheesh..."

    --Atari

    

    Rita: "So. Harry,   Hermione, do you wat to tell me anything about your relationship? How long it's   been, what you've been doing on dates... come on, Auntie Skeeter is   listening..."

    Harry: "We're not going out."

    Rita: "Oh, trying to keep it   on the down low, now, are we? Okay that's good... now, Hermione, what do you   have to say? Come on, woman to woman..."

    Hermione: "We're not going   out!"

    Rita: "Oh, keeping up with the denial... very convincing!" (scribbles   on paper)

    Ron: "They're not going out!"

    Rita: (stops) "Ohhhh, now Ron's   getting into this?"

    Ron: "I've been in this! Ohhh, I've been in this alright!   And me and Hermione, this isn't the only thing we've been in! We've been   in-"

    Hermione: "Love! We've been in love. And that'll about do it for today!   If you'll excuse us! We have to go back to, er, our, er, desk, to finish up our   homework!"

    Ron: "Yeah... homework... that's it!"

    --Nikki P

    

    Rita:   *to Hermoine* "Oh, there goes Mister Weasley. Aren't you two going out or   something?"

    Hermione: *grumbling* "He is not my boyfriend...."

    Rita: "Oh,   but you know you want him to be."

    Hermione: *cheeks turn red, mumbling under   breath* "Urgh, sometimes I just want to...." *tightens fists*

    Harry: "Um,   even though we all know it's true, you probably shouldn't say anything to   Hermione. Ever since Fleur came to school, she's been acting a bit   strange..."

    Hermione: "Harry, you're next!!"

    Rita: *mutters*   "Denial...."

    --Katie

    

    Hermione: "I'm warning you, one more H/Hr story,   and..."

    *Harry makes a cutthroat motion*

    Rita: "Oh yeah, I'm not scared of   anyone!"

    Hermione: "Oh look, it's Ron, and it looks like he's read your   story!"

    Rita: *whips around nervously, but tries to look calm*   "Where!?"

    --Nikhila

    

    Hermione: "RITA!!! IT'S NOT TRUE, DONT START SUCH   A TERRIBLE RUMOR!!!"

    Harry: "Yeah please, everyone knows its not me...it's   Ron."

    Rita: "That Ron kid? But you and Harry are so much of a more juicy   couple, just think of the headlines.......GIRL FALLS FOR HARRY, LEAVING HER GUY   IN THE DUST..."

    Hermione: "Ughhh you disgust me!!! Talk to Jo.... it's me and   Ron for life... Sheesh, I mean isn't it obvious?"

    Rita: "Fine.... GIRL FALLS   FOR RED HAIRED GRYFFINDOR...."

    Hermione: "Much better...."

    --Brook

    

    Rita Skeeter: "Okay, Harry, and you, girl, stand   there, embrace each other, and I'll call my photographer."

    Hermione:   "Hey!"

    Harry: "No way!"

    Ron: (unseen in the picture) "Want to be at the   receiving end of my Stinging Hex, old hag?"

    Rita Skeeter: "Oooh... I can   smell some teenage jealousy here. Good."

    --Selene

    

    Hermione: (thinking)   "Evil, evil Harry, how DARE he?? How DARE he take me away from Ron and at the   most precious moment, too!!"

    Harry: (to Rita) "See? See her thought bubble?   She doesn’t like me, it's Ron she likes, you imbecile!"

    Rita: "Oh, kids these   days… can never make up there minds now can they?"

    *Hermione storms off too   the extra quill supply closet again with Rita running behind her with a quill   and a notebook*

    --Carla

    

    Hermione: "It wasn't us, Skeeter. We aren't an   item." (Referring to herself and Harry)

    Harry: "Yeah, it wasn't."

    Rita   Skeeter: "And how am I supposed to believe that?"

    Hermione: "Because   I...I..."

    Rita Skeeter: "You what? You don't actually have a reason, do   you?"

    Hermione: "I do! Ron and I...we're..."

    Ron: (Off screen) "We're the   ones dating."

    Rita Skeeter: "Really? That's preposterous. Why would she pick   you over Harry?"

    Hermione: "Because I love him!"

    *Collective gasp*

    Ron:   "I love you too, 'Mione." *grabs Hermione's hand and leads her away*

    Harry:   *Looks incredibly shocked* "I didn't even know   that!"

    --TheSweetestThing

    

    Rita: "Who's that?"

    Harry: "That is Ron   Weasley, Hermione's lover."

    Hermione: "Yeah, see, I'm not going out with   Harry!"

    Rita: "Well, it would still be a nice sub--" *Ron punches her in the   head*

    Hermione: "Whoohoo, nice knock out!!"

    Ron "Thanks Herms." *smiles at   her*

    --dew

    

    Rita: "Oh, there's Mr. Weasley....oh, he and Miss Delacour   look adorable together..."

    Harry: "Um, Professor, might want to quiet down on   that one..."

    Rita: "Oh, there she goes, kissing him on the cheek...look at   him! His ears are bright red!"

    Harry: "Rita, Hermione's right behind   you..."

    Rita: "I don't mean to be a gossip now, Mr. Potter, but I think that   he and Miss Delacour will end up snogging later..."

    Harry: "SHUT UP,   HERMIONE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!"

    Rita: *turns around to see Hermione*   "Oh...."

    Hermione: *fuming* "Harry, WHY is he turning red? She is SO not   right for him." *fumes some more*

    Harry: "Come on, Hermione, she is OBVIOUSLY   not up on the latest gossip."

    --Katie

    

    April 16th,   2005

    

    

    

    Harry:   "Ron, you didn't seriously do that, did you?"

    Hermione: "Do what?"

    Harry:   "He says he kissed you in front of the H/Hr shippers to make them go   away."

    Hermione: "Yes, he did. And it wasn't just to make them go away."   *Grins*

    Ron: "Definitely not. Actually, it was more of a cover up. I was   trying to kiss 'Mione and the H/Hr-ers came along, so it was a good   excuse."

    Hermione: "I think I can see them coming again, quick, Ron!" *Ron   grabs her and they start snogging*

    Harry: "I don't see any?" *Looking   around*

    --TheSweetestThing

    

    Harry: "Hi, my name is Harry Potter and I   think I'm in love."

    Hermione: "Good job, Harry."

    Harry: "Phew, glad I got   that off my chest. How about you, mate? Your turn."

    Ron: "Me?! I'm not in   love."

    Harry and Hermione: "Oh, okay..." *looks at each other*

    Ron: "Um...   Hullo, my name is Ron Weasley and... um, I might be in love."

    Harry: *Puts   hand under chin* "With who?"

    Ron: "Er... Hermione."

    Harry: *pats on the   back* "Good for you, mate."

    --Diane

    

    Ron: (thinking) "Is this okay?   Writing a love letter beside the one you love is so hard! Why does Professor   McGonagall wants us to write this kind of letter?"

    Hermione: "Hey, Ron, to   whom will you give your love letter?" (thinking) "Hope it's mine!"

    Harry:   "Hermione, I thought you're the cleverest girl at Hogwarts? You really don't   have any idea? I guess, you're also the thickest girl   here."

    --gryffin_hauz_88

    

    Ron: "Last night... I had a nightmare...   there was a flock of scissors chasing me!"

    Hermione: "Oh, you poor   dear!"

    Harry: *mumbles* "And I thought my dreams were   strange..."

    --Adriene

    

    Harry: "Ron... Hermione... you two are sitting a   bit close, aren't you?"

    Ron: *gulp* "I erm... hadn't...   noticed..."

    Hermione: "Harry, let me put this in words you'll understand -   You make Ron move away from me, and you won't have to worry about Voldemort,   because I'LL kill you."

    --Susie

    

    HERMIONE: “Ron, what’s wrong? You look   so depressed.”

    RON: “Oh, come on, like you didn’t notice. I’m having a   terrible hair day.”

    HERMIONE: “Oh Ronnie-pooh, your hair always looks   adorable!” *smooches*

    HARRY: “Oh, get a room!”

    --Emmy Z

    

    Ron: "What   the...?"

    Hermione: What is it?"

    Ron: "'Why H/Hr is obvious.' What a lousy   article."

    Harry: "Well, it is obvious that the author has no   clue."

    Hermione: "Agreed. It is you and me, Ronald."

    Ron:   "Obviously."

    --Ginny

    

    Ron: "Um, Hermione, I have something to tell   you."

    Hermione: "Yes, Ron?"

    Ron: "Well, um, you see..."

    Harry:   "Yes..."

    Ron: "Well, it's, um..."

    Hemione: "Yes..."

    Ron: "Um, well,   it's just that..."

    Harry: "Spit it out, already!"

    Ron: "I think I love   you, Hermione."

    Hemione:(getting teary eyed) "Really, you do?"

    Ron:   "Yes."

    (both start hugging and kissing like crazy)

    Harry: "About   time."

    --chaw chaw the griffin

    

    Harry: "Hey Hermione, didja see the   title today? *looks really mad*

    Hermione: "Wha--?" *Gasp* "Ronnie!!   Lookit!"

    Ron: *comes out of day dream that he is on he date with Hermione*   "What? OMG!! How dare she!!!! *reads* 'Hermione and Ron are just rumors'---As I   observed , it seemed that Ron is really aming for Harry Potter. So can it be?   The famous Harry Potter is GAY? Just like Ron??--"

    Hermione: *looks   reproachfully at Ron* "You aren't really gay, are you??"

    Harry: *gasps*   "Hermione! You really belive all this crap!!??"

    ~dew

    

    Hermione: "Ron,   what is it you're writing on your book? What is it?"

    Ron: *snatches his book   away* "Nothing."

    Hermione: "Harry, tell me what's he written. You've seen   it."

    Harry: "R.W. luvs H.G." *grins*

    Ron: "Harry, you   prat."

    --Selene

    

    Harry: "Guys, you gotta help me! Did you hear the   rumors? They're...they're pairing me up with Luna!"

    Hermione: "You and Luna?!   Honestly! What git thought that one up?" *whispers* "Who cares, as long as   you're my Ronniekins! *squeezes Ron's knee*

    Ron: "Ah, don't worry mate, it'll   pass." *whisper* "As long as they're not pairing him up with you. Hermykins, I   never thought I'd see the day when you'd feel me up under the table..." *rubs   foot against Hermione's*

    Harry: "I don't know how much more I can take. First   the Heir of Slytherin, then Triwizard Champion, then a delusional Voldemort   nutter, now this..." *whisper* "Don't think I can't see what you two are doing   under that table!"

    --Keeper's Heart

    

    Harry: "So... What are we having   for lunch?"

    Ron: "SHHHH!!!"

    Harry: "Why?"

    Hermione: "Just shut up,   Harry. Sometimes he gets like this when he is plotting about how to get me and   him into-"

    Harry: "Whoa, there!! Too much information!! And Ron, so what do   you have to say to this....?"

    Ron: "Shhh!!! I'm having a staring contest with   my feather!"

    *Hermione and Harry stare. Hermione picks up her feather and   stares, also.*

    *Harry leaves the table, annoyed that he has nothing to stare   at.*

    Harry: "NOT FAIR!!!"

    --Kimbo and Nikki P

    

    May 16th,   2005

    

    

    

    Ron:   "You know, mate, I'm so excited with my date with Hermione tonight. Anyway, why   are you dressed like that? And.... WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DRESS!!! What did Fred   and George did to my dress!!!"

    Harry: "Umm... it's not Fred and George who   did that."

    Ron: "Then who?"

    Harry: "Well, H/Hr supporters. That's why I'm   dressed tonight. They forced me."

    --gryffin_hauz_88

    

    Ron: "I can't   believe Mum's making me wear this thing!"

    Harry: "Well, you don't look that   bad... I mean... actually you do.. Uhm... don't worry, mate... I promise I'll   get you something nicer for your wedding."

    Ron: "My wedding?!"

    Harry:   "Yeah, you know, when you've finally admitted your feelings for a certain   Herm... uhm, person."

    Ron: "Got it."

    Harry: "Now, do I look good enough to   impress that Ravenclaw with the dirty blonde hair?"

    --Israel

    

    Ron:   "What possessed me to agree to a Victorian-themed wedding? I look like a   fop!"

    Harry: "Your bride-to-be is a history buff. Deal with   it."

    --Patricia

    

    Harry: "Oh....my....God...."

    Ron: "What is that thing? It's..... hideous!!" *picks up piece of paper*

    Harry: "Who could   even think of something so horrible?!"

    Ron: *reading from paper*   "Harry/Hermione shipper meeting today?!"

    --Katie

    

    Ron: "I look like a   clown... How will this attract Hermione?"

    Harry: "You don't look... er, how   will this what, you say?"

    Ron: "Er... I look like a   clown."

    --Abi

    

    Ron: "Harry? You sure this will work?"

    Harry: "One   hundred percent!"

    Ron: "I still don't get it..."

    Harry: "By the time   Hermione sees you inside the coffin and starts thinking you're gone, she'll   confess... I assure you."

    Ron: "How could you be so sure?"

    Harry: "Would   you want me to place her inside the box, and see for yourself how you'd do   it?"

    --Abi

    

    Ron: "She's going with Krum???"

    Harry: "Looks like it,   mate. And his robes are a lot better-looking than yours...."

    Ron: "Oh, shut   up."

    --Atari & Katya

    

    July 1st, 2005

    

    

    

    Harry:   What's that?

    (Ron and Hermione will look.)

    Hermione: How many times are we   going to tell the H/Hr shippers that it's us, Ron?! It's Hermione and   Ron!

    Ron: And Harry belongs to my sister!

    Trio: Stop it! It's R/Hr all the   way!

    --gryffin_hauz_88

    

    Ron: "Go away, Fred. I can take care of my own   friend. Now, Harry you do know that if you ever seem to be possessed by those   evil H/Hr shippers, you know just to come to me and 'Mione right?"

    Harry:   "Yeah yeah yeah."

    Ron: "'Cause 'Mione and I can just show you. Right,   Hermione?"

    Hermione: *nods*

    --Diane

    

    Harry: "Don't you touch Ginny!   Stay away from my girlfriend!!!"

    Ron: "Harry, RELAX! Seamus is just asking to   borrow her quill--"

    Harry: "Borrowing a quill nothing! Just yesterday Ron, I   saw him hitting on *your* girlfriend!"

    Ron: "Hermione, is this   true??!!!"

    Hermione: "A bit, yes, but Ron, he didn't mean---!"

    Harry and   Ron: "LET'S GET HIM!!!"

    --Keeper's Heart

    

    Ron: "Oh, I hate those   H/Hr-shippers!"

    Hermione: "Yeah, me too!"

    Harry: "Heh, you just don't get   it, do you? Ron and Hermione belong together!"

    Ron: "Yeah! Go away and never   come back!"

    Hermione: "So Ron... You mean...?"

    Ron: "Yes, I do Love you   Hermione."

    Hermione: "Oh Ron!"

    Harry:   "Finally."

    --Gwilithiel

    

    Ginny: (offscreen) "Will... someone... help   me... to close the door?! Ron, I can't... hold it... anymore... there are...   R/Hr supporters... outside... who want... to confirm... if it's... ouch... true   that you are... already together."

    Hermione: "I thought they are our   supporters? So they haven't read yet what JK had told in the interview of   Mugglenet and TLC?"

    Ron: "Tell them to read it!"

    Ginny: (shouting in   anger) "Why don't you tell it to them?!"

    Ron: "Just tell them or I will not   allow Harry to go out with you!"

    Harry: (whispering) "Just do   it."

    --gryffin_hauz_88

    

    Harry: "What was that, Draco?"

    Ron: "Oh, I'm   going to get him for that!!"

    Hermione: "To think that he was an H/H shipper   all along? Who would've thought?"

    Harry: "Well, he is a Death   Eater..."

    --'Mione Weasley

    

    Ron: "Just ignore them, Harry, they don't   know anything."

    Harry: "But how could they say such things? I mean, everyone   can tell that you're going for Hermione, not me!"

    Ron: *slaps Harry across   the head* "Shut up, she'll hear you!"

    Hermione: *narrows eyes* "What's going   on?"

    Ron and Harry: (in unison) "Nothing..."

    --Katie

    

    August   11th, 2005

    

    

    

    Hermione:   "Ron, what is Harry doing?"

    Ron: "It's fire divination. The only real   accurate form of divination in a real object."

    Harry: (thinking) "Hmmm, it   says 'Go to bed so Ron and Hermione can finally get together.' I figured this   would happen." (Out loud) *sigh* "Er, I'm going to bed.   Goodnight!"

    --Gillian

    

    Harry: "... And the egg, and..." *blah blah   blah*

    Ron: "Harry, move your head. I'm trying to look at Hermione's dreamy   eyes."

    Hermione: "What, Ron?" *thinks* "Oh, my God. He's staring at me   again!" *out loud* "Oh, I love you, too!"

    Ron: "Really?"

    Harry "Is anybody   listening to me?"

    Hermione: "No, Harry, we're too busy liking each   other."

    Harry: "WHAT?"

    --Nikki

    

    Harry: "I miss her everyday... I   know, I KNOW I'm keeping her safe by not including her in my Horcrux quest...but   I can't help it, every time I think of her smile...her touch...the way she   kissed me...the way she stroked my hair..."

    Ron: *whisper* "God this is   getting BORING...I swear if he goes on for another hour, I'll owl Ginny and tell   her to come join us!"

    Hermione: *whisper* "I know...and whenever he mentions   snogging, I can't help wanting to..."

    Ron: *whisper* "... Ooohh, wanna go   behind that couch?"

    Hermione: *whisper* "Alright! He won't notice   anyway!"

    Harry: "...Ginny my love...!"

    Ron and Hermione: *snoggity snog   snog*

    --Keeper's Heart

    

    Harry: "I just can't accept it... you two,   going behind my back... all this time... I guess I should have known."

    Ron:   "Mmm."

    Hermione: "Don't worry Harry, we're still here for you."

    Harry:   "Thanks, it's only..."

    Hermione: "Yes?"

    Harry: "Those H/Hr shippers...   they frighten me."

    Ron: "Hmm."

    Hermione: "I know Harry, but we must be   brave and stand by what we have always known to be the truth. We must face   them!"

    Ron: "Yeah."

    Harry: "Yeah - anvilly!"

    --Noo

    

    Hermione:   "Sorry to have to tell you this way, Harry, but we felt you had to   know."

    Ron: "Yeah, mate. We wanted to tell you that Hermione & I are   dating."

    [Harry is silent]

    Ron: "Uh... Harry?"

    --Meg

    

    Harry: "Why   is your sister like that, Ron? She's so thick!"

    Hermione: "Oh, yeah. I know   what you mean, Harry. She's really thick. Ginny's too slow to see that you   already love her. Isn't it obvious?"

    Ron: "Now, who's   talking..."

    Hermione: "Excuse me, Ron?"

    Ron: "I bet you and Ginny   understand each other."

    Harry: "I agree..."

    --gryffin_hauz_88

    

    (The   trio are thinking...) Hermione: "How will I get that Lavender out of Ron's   life?!"

    Ron: "How will I tell Hermione that it's her that I love and not   Lavender?!"

    Harry: "How will I make these two realize that they're obviously   in love with each other?!"

    Trio: "HOW?!"

    --gryffin_hauz_88

    

    Harry:   "Who was the guy who put my name in that cup?"

    Hermione: "I don't know, but   they obviously want you dead."

    Harry: "Yeah, it's the same every movie -   always some lazy-eyed psycho from Azkaban or brain-washing diary trying to kill   me."

    Ron: "Oh, rub it in why don't you?"

    Harry: "What?"

    Ron: "Everyone   knows you got past those spells to put your name in."

    Hermione: "What's your   problem, Ron?"

    Harry: "He's just angry that I let slip about you two going at   it when you think no one's watching."

    --Ikari

    

    Harry: "God, you two are   such idiots."

    Hermione: "Why?"

    Ron: "He knows. He was watching   us."

    Hermione: "What!?"

    Harry: "I saw you two in the tent at the Quiddich   World Cup, and in the astronomy tower every night of third year, and Ron at your   bedside every night in second year."

    Ron: "Now he knows."

    Hermione: "So   what? He knows we're going out. We can trust him. He's our friend."

    Ron:   "Let's just hope Skeeter doesn't get wind of this." (brushes a bug away) "And I   am a little peeved that he knows about the tent fiasco."

    Harry: "That's   great, talk about me in third person while I'm in the room. I'll just sit here   by the fire and pretend I don't exist. Would you like me not to come to   Hogsmeade with you so you get prime spit-exchanging time?"

    Ron and Hermione:   "HARRY!"

    --Genai

    

    Hermione: "Look, Harry, we'll still be friends! We   might not have as much time for you, but we'll stay friends! I mean, just   because Ron and I are going out now doesn't mean we don't want to spend time   with you anymore..."

    Ron: "Yeah, absolutely!"

    Harry: *muttering* "Yeah,   there'll probably also be less bickering and more snogging..."

    Ron: *playing   with hermione's hair* "My sugarbunny, you're so sweet I could eat you all   day!"

    Hermione: *goes red and giggles* "Ron! Don't call me sugarbunny in   public!"

    Harry: "Yeah, whatever... I'm going to   bed..."

    --Koalalies

    

    Harry: "This is getting ridiculous! They still   think I'm in love with you, Hermione."

    Hermione: "They make me sick!"

    Ron:   "Well, you know, we could just snog in the Great Hall at   breakfast...."

    Hermione: "WHAT?"

    Harry: "Oh yeah. Hermione? Um...Er.......   Ron loves you, too."

    Hermione: "Get over here, you prat, and kiss   me!!"

    Ron: "Right-o!"

    --Violet

    

    Ron: "Psst! Hermione! Quick, while   Harry's staring oddly at the fire we can sneak off."

    Hermione: "Oh, don't be   silly Ron, he'll see us!"

    Harry: *talking to himself* "I thought I just saw   Sirius's head, I swear it!"

    Hermione: "Oh, never mind, let's   go."

    --Sydney

    

    Harry: *staring into fire* "It was horrible, they were   all bombarding me with these awful things, saying things that weren't   true..."

    Hermione: "Don't pay them any mind, Harry. We've been fighting off   the H/Hr supporters for years, haven't we, Ron?"

    Ron: "Yeah, we definitely   have. Remember that time when they burst in on us snogging in the alley in   Hogsmeade?"

    Hermione: *shudders* "How could I forget?"

    Harry: "So that's   where you guys went!"

    Hermione and Ron: *catch each other's eyes*   "Uh-oh..."

    --Katie

    

    Ron: "Why the bloody hell is Harry so close to   Hermione, MY girlfriend?"

    Hermione: "Why the heck is harry so close to me?   I'm RON'S girlfriend!"

    Harry: "I should get away from Hermione now, right,   Ron?"

    Ron: "You bloody well know it!"

    Hermione: "RON, MY   HERO!!!!!"

    --Meg

    

    Harry: "I don't know what I'm going to   do."

    Hermione: "Oh, Harry, whatever you decide will work for the   best."

    Harry: "But but but, I just don't know blue or red."

    Hermione:   "Red."

    (Hermione and Harry keep chatting)

    Ron: (thinking) "Hermione's   looking good tonight....."

    --Brook

    

    Hermione: [thinking] "Damn, Ron   looks fine without his usual school robes on..."

    Ron: [thinking] "Damn,   Hermione looks fine without her usual school robes on..."

    Harry: [thinking]   "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!"

    --Na

    

    Hermione:   *mumbles* "I can't believe it..."

    Harry: "I know...."

    Ron:   "......."

    Harry: "Uhhh, Ron, you're supposed say something....."

    Hermione:   "Harry, he's asleep!! He drew fake eyes on his eyelids...."

    Ron: *dreaming*   "Ooooh, Hermione pretty...."

    Hermione: "What????!!!!!!"

    --dew

    

    Ron:   [thinking] "Hermione looks HOT in her new P.J.'s!"

    Harry: [thinking] "WOW!   That fire looks interesting!"

    Hermione: [thinking] "I wonder how long Harry   had that zit on his neck? Oh no, it's getting bigger! IT'S ALIVE!"

    --Eric and   Joey

    

    September 14th, 2005

    

    

    

    Harry:   "I can't beleive I got hugged this time. I had to hug last time. But I never got   hugged."

    Ron: "I look so bloody hot. What?!"

    Neville: "I'm not in it!   Wahhhh!!!"

    Fred: "Be quiet, Longbottom. Ohh, Hermione must be   angry."

    Hermione: "You better believe I'm angry. I cannot believe they put   Harry and me hugging in the trailer. And then a picture was taken! Oh my gosh!   It looks like I like Harry and not Ron."

    Ron: "What?"

    Hermione:   "Nothing."

    --Diane

    

    [Someone blew-up a picture of Ron & Hermione   snogging]

    Hermione: "Ron, who did that?!"

    Ron: "Uhhhhhhh....I don't   know!"

    Harry: [thinking] "I'm glad I took that picture!"

    Seamus:   [thinking] "I know what Harry is up to! MUAHAHA!"

    Fred: "I'M TELLING MUM, I'M   TELLING MUM!"

    Neville: "Man I'm goooood!"

    Everyone: "WHAT?!?"

    --Eric   and Joey

    

    *All thinking* Harry: "Notice me, Cho! NOTICE ME!!!"

    Ron: "If   everyone's looking at McGonagall and Dumbledore snogging now, maybe they won't   notice me and Hermione..."

    Hermione: *tries to teleport thoughts to Neville*   "Distract Harry!!!"

    Neville: "Aye aye, madam!" *falls down stairs as Hermione   and Ron snog passionately*

    Harry: "Notice me, Cho! NOTICE ME!!! No, over   HERE!!!"

    --Sonya

    

    Harry: *thinks* "Oooh, Ron and Hermione aren't gonna   be happy about this." *out loud* "Ha, who put that on the notice   board?"

    Seamus: "Gotta be a muggle-born."

    Fred: "What makes you think   that?"

    Harry: "Because that's a picture of Satine and Christian from the   Moulin Rouge movie with Ron and Hermione's heads pasted over them. Only a   muggle-born would pull something like that."

    All: "What's a   movie?"

    *aside*

    Hermione: "I wish my parents hadn't rented out that movie   when I introduced you last summer."

    Ron: "Why? That gave me the   idea."

    Hermione: "Well, you could have picked a better movie to get it from.   I look like a snooty model!"

    --Craig

    

    Hermione: *looks satisfied*   "There... all done."

    Ron: "Looks good!!!"

    Harry: "Awesome!!!"

    Seamus:   "There's solid evidence that H/H dosen't exist...."

    *thier loking at a huge   pic of Ron & Hermione snogging*

    --dew

    

    Harry: "Well, if it isn't   Rita Skeeter."

    Hermione: *whispers* "Crap! Ron, she's an H/Hr shipper! Let's   make out."

    Harry: "Wassup Rita?"

    Rita: "Oh, I'd like a word with Mrs. Pot   - I mean - Ms. Granger."

    Ron: "Oh, for God's sake, enough is   enough!"

    (Hermione and Ron kiss in the middle of the crowd - wolf whistles   from friends, etc.)

    Harry: "I rest my case, Skeeter. Hermione isn't gonna be   Mrs. Potter in this lifetime. Now, will you kindly bugger off?"

    (Skeeter   skulks away)

    --Genai

    

    Angelina: "It's JK Rowling! Everybody, it's   Jo!"

    Seamus: "Our creator! All right!"

    George: "Jo! Thanks for the joke   shop! And that bit about the cute blonde girl who loved my magic tricks was a   nice touch!"

    Neville: "Uh-uh-uh... I can't thank you enough for proving me a   true Gryffindor once again..."

    Harry: "Jo! You redeemed me! You made me   heroic again! And that KISS! *spazzes like a fanboy*

    Dean: *is a bit irked   about having to break up with Ginny but is too starstruck to speak*

    JK   Rowling: "Well, well, quite a lovely welcoming committee and...what's wrong you   two?"

    Ron and Hermione: ......

    JK Rowling: "Why the long faces?"

    Ron:   "We, er..."

    Hermione: "Just that we really really thought we'd have a kissing   scene in this book..."

    Ron: "Yeah. I mean holding her is great and everything   but snogging her is a whole other story..."

    JK Rowling: *laughs* "Oh, is that   all? Well, I have my notes right here for Book 7... 'Ron and Hermione started   snogging like there was no tomorrow...'"

    Ron and Hermione:   "Oooooh!!!"

    --Keeper's Heart

    

    Harry: "Hahaha! Viktor is doing some sort   of love dance ritual type thing to get Hermione to go out with him   again."

    Dean: Like that's EVER going to happen."

    George: "Yeah, Ron and   Hermione are so destined for each other."

    Hermione:(Thinking) "Hmm... I   wonder how Ron would react if I asked him out?"

    Ron:(Thinking) "I wonder if I   should ask Hermione out?"

    Neville: (Whispers to Ron) "Ask her out   already!"

    Ron: "Who?"

    All: "HERMIONE."

    Harry: "You numbskull."

    Ron:   "OH! Hermione, would you go out with me?"

    Hermione: "I thought you would   never ask!"

    --Ronxdraco

    

    Hermione: *mumbles* "Stupid H/Hr   shippers...."

    Ron: *thinking* "Damn, Hermione looks hot today... and she   smells so good..."

    Harry: "Oh my gosh.... RUN FOR IT!!!!! HARRY/HERMIONE   SHIPPERS!!! AHHHHH!!"

    *the crowd runs except Ron and Hermione*

    Hermione:   "Hey Ron, wanna go snog in an empty classroom?"

    Ron: "Sure!!!"

    *they leave   skipping happiliy*

    --Irene

    

    Dean: "OK, so how's that,   people?"

    Angelina: "I wish the color wasn't green..."

    Neville: "Whoa!   Muggles know this, too?"

    Seamus: "Merlin's beard!" *laughs*

    Fred: I know   he'll make me proud."

    Harry: *laughs* "Finally! You can't hide forever, you   two! I told you!"

    Hermione: (hands on her hips) *cough* "Dean, when and where   did you draw the picture?"

    Dean: "Not me, it's Mary GrandPre, special request   by Scholastic."

    Ron: "Hey... I look good."

    Hermione: "Ron, since   everyone's found out about us, anyway..."

    *Ron and Hermione kiss*

    *Harry   and the others applaud*

    --Selene

    

    The girls: "TUT! She's nothing   special!"

    The guys: "Whoa! Fleur is gorgeous!"

    Hermione: "RON! How could   you?! You love me, remember?"

    Ron: "You're right! I'm so sorry! Will you ever   forgive me?"

    Hermione: "Hmmm...? Only if we can go off and snog someplace,   right now."

    Ron: "Deal!"

    --Ashleigh

    

    Harry: "Hey everybody, look   what I found!!!"

    *All Gryffindors run over*

    *Harry puts video tape in   VCR*

    Dean: "Woah, it's Ron and Hermione kissing."

    Hermione: "Ron, I   thought I told you to burn that tape."

    --~*Nikki*~

    

    Harry: "Haha! I   can't believe it! He actually did it!"

    Fred: *rummaging through pockets*   "George, you won, I owe you five galleons..."

    Hermione: *reads graffiti on   wall* "'Ron loves Hermione'... Aww, really?"

    Ron: *turns beet red*   "Yes..."

    Hermione: "That's so sweet!" *snogs*

    --Katie

    

    Harry:   "Wow."

    Dean: "Wow."

    Neville: "Wow."

    Goerge: "Wow."

    Seamus:   "Wow."

    Ron: "Wow."

    Hermione: "I don't see why Fluer is so attractive,   really."

    (Hermione walks away)

    Ron: (thinking) "Fleur? I was talking about   Hermione...."

    --Brooke

    

    Harry: "Oh wow!!! Look everyone!"

    Ron:   "Er... Harry? what are we looking at?"

    Hermione: "Ron's right, Harry. What   are we looking at??"

    Fred: "I see what Harry means!!! Go Hagrid!!! I knew you   loved Madame Maxime!!"

    Ron/Hermione: "WHAT THE   HECK???"

    --Becca

    

    November 4th, 2005

    

    

    

    Ginny:   *off screen* "Ron!!! Look at these adorable new dress robes mum sent you!!!"   *throws robes to Ron*

    Harry: *thinking* "If Luna moved over just a bit, I   would be able to see Cho smiling. Oh, Luna a bit more, just a smidgen. Ah,   that's better!"

    Ron: *thinking* "What will Hermione think of me when I HAVE   to wear these things????"

    Hermione: *thinking* "I don't care if Ron looks   like a girl with his long hair and dress. I still think he looks fine!!!!! If   that scumbag Viktor dosen't ask me to the ball, I will ask   Ron!!!!!!"

    --Ronxdraco

    

    Ron: "WHAT THE...."

    Hermione: "They're dress   robes, Ron."

    Harry: "Duh."

    Ron: "But....but....I ORDERED   PAJAMAS!!!!"

    --Eric and Joey

    

    Ron: "Hermione, are these from   you?"

    Hermione: *sarcastically* "Oh yeah, Ron I sent you those lovely robes   because I thought you would look hot in them."

    Ron: "Oh, okay... well, I'll   just go put them on." *runs away"

    Harry: "Hermione... I don't think he   realized you were joking."

    Hermione: "What??? I know I've got to go save   Ron's diginity!" *runs off after him*

    Harry: *thinking* "Hmm, I wonder if all   that was an excuse to get away from me to snog."

    --Brook

    

    Harry: "Ron,   what are you doing with Hermione's robes?"

    Ron: "Uhhh..."

    Hermione:   *thinking* "Crap, we're in trouble now..."

    --Katie

    

    Hermione:   *thinking* "Why is Harry smiling at me like that?"

    Harry: *thinking* "Man, I   wish I could get this piece of turkey out of my mouth."

    Ron: "Hermione, why   are you staring at Harry like that? Don't you love me anymore?!"

    *total   silence in Great Hall*

    Hermione: "Now Ron -"

    Harry: "That's right- whoa!"   *piece of turkey flies out his mouth*

    --Sonya

    

    Ron: "These are   my new dress robes?"

    Harry: "Tough luck, mate."

    Ron: "If these are what   dress robes look like, I'd rather go butt naked!"

    Hermione: "Ulp!"

    Harry:   "Hey Hermione, are you choking or something? Your face is such a funny   color..."

    --Keeper's Heart

    

    Ron: "Look at what I receive as my gift in something soft! A stupid--"

    Harry: "Ron, stop--"

    Ron:   "Ugly--"

    Harry: "Ron, I said, stop--"

    Ron: "Horrible--"

    Harry: "Stop   it..."

    Ron: "- And dreadful robe or whatever you call this one! Does my giver   know anything about fashion?!"

    Harry: "RON!"

    Ron: "What?"

    Hermione:   "I'm the one who have picked your name for this game, Ronald--"

    Ron: "Oh! I   didn't mean anything of that, Hermione. I will wear this. I promise."

    Harry:   "I'm really lucky you're not the one who picked my name, Hermione." (thinking)   "That's the worst dress I've ever seen!"

    --gryffin_hauz_88

    

    Ron: "What   are these for?"

    Hermione: "Our first date."

    Harry: "You're cruel,   Hermione."

    --Ginevra

    

    Ron: "You want me to do WHAT in this   clothing?!"

    --Sonya & Linda

    

    Hermione: "Ron! What is it?" Ron:   "Hermione, I need you to tell me the truth!! What do you think of-"

    Hermione:   (thinking) "Oh, this is my chance!! You? Oh, Ron, I love you!!"

    (Harry looks   up.)

    Ron: (looks taken aback, then slightly embarrassed and mollified) "Oh,   um, well, uh, actually, I just wanted to know what you thought of my dress   robes..."

    Hemione: (thinking) "Oh, no, did I really just say that? Oh no, oh   no, oh no. Now he knows." (out loud) "Um, I mean, they're, um, lovely   Ron!"

    Ron: (still looking a bit embarrassed) "Oh, thanks. Well, I'll just go   get dressed." (turns to leave) "And by the way, Hermione, I, um, uh, I love you   too!!" (races out of room)

    Harry: "About time, too! Congrats,   Hermione!"

    Hermione: (Just sits there, shocked and excited)   "Wow."

    --Kassie Lizama

    

    Ron: "Finally here's my suit for   tonight!!"

    *Ron opens the box*

    Ron: "What?? It's... the wrong suit! Dang,   I wanted to look special tonight!"

    Hermione: "It doesn't matter Ron, as long   as you will be there, I'm happy."

    Harry: "Hermione, Ron!! Finally, it was   about time!!"

    --Janna


December 18th, 2005






Hermione: "Oh, I wish Ron was here to say how pretty I looked..... I know!" *runs and grabs a life size picture of ron, presses button on it*
 
False Ron: "Oh Hermione, you're so pretty!"

Hermione: "Oh Ron!" *attempts to kiss poster*
 
Real Ron: "Wha- BLOODY HELL!"

--Sarah



Hermione: *thinking* "I hope Ron knows the plan! Ughh, he better hurry! Viktor keeps looking this way."

Viktor: "Her-mo-ninny? Vere are you?"

Hermione: "Ron......"

Ron: "Hermione, sorry, Padma held me up.... kept wanting me to dance with her..."

Hermione: "Well, whatever. At least you're here now, let's go."

Ron: "Where?"
 
Hermione: "You know, to...to...to do our prefect duties?"

Ron: "Prefect duties? But it's Christmas, we don't have any -"

(Hermione gives him a 'We're actually going to go snog in a closet' look)

Ron: "Oh... those prefect duties!"

(they both skip off together)

--Brook



Hermione: (thinking) "Where is he? He was supposed to be here an hour ago. If he's snogging som-"

*Ron walks in*
 
Ron: "Hey, Harry. You seen Hermione? I was supposed to meet her in the library like an hour ago and she isn't there. You think she's snogging krum?"

Hermione: (thinking) "That is so disgusting and rude, I wouldn't do that in a million years!"

--Bookworm



Hermione: *thinking* "Oh, my!! I’m so nervous!! I wonder if I look beautiful enough for Ron to drool over me… I have spent 4 hours to get dressed up and do my hair only for him to pay attention on me. I hope this is worth it!! I will try to be very kind to Krum, let’s see if that makes him more jealous... Where is Ron?? Who is he going to the ball with?? Lucky girl, that one... I’ll try not to spit fire on her when I look at the two of them together... But I don’t promise anything..."

--Bonnie Radcliffe



Hermione: *gasp* "I found it! The prefect's bathroom!...Crap, why is Harry in there instead of..."

Ron: "Hermione, what are you doing? I told you to meet by the girl's prefects bathroom, not the boy's!"

Hermione: "Oops, sorry, I thought you were going to treat me to some spa action."

--Katie



Hermione: "Ronald-o, Ronald-o, where are you, Ronald-o?"

Ron: "Why are you speaking weird Hermione?"

Hermione: "Er...."

--Molly



Hermione: "Why are they waiting for me?"

Paintings: "Haven't you heard? Ron is going to propose to you!"

Hermione: *blushing* "Stop that. And as if I care."

Paintings: "Why are you tensed, then?" *all of them grin*

--gryffin_hauz_88



January 18th, 2006






Hermione: "... Because I basically said to him that if there was ever another ball he had to ask me, I know it's kinda forward but I mean, COME ON, I had to spend the WHOLE evening with Viktor, not that I had a rubbish time, you know, he's actually quite nice to talk to, I mean once he's repeated what he wants to say that is, because that accent of his..."

Harry: (thinking) "If I just told Ron to get it on with Hermione, then I could be spared the numb feeling on my buttocks."

--Taty


 
 Hermione: (attemps hypnosis) "Get Ron to admit he likes me, get Ron to admit he likes me, get Ron to admit he likes me, get Ron..."

Harry: (thinking) "I feel like a Lilliputian..."

--Taty



Hermione: "Harry, I have something to tell you."

Harry: "Same here."

Hermione: "Um..."

Harry: "Er..."

Hermione: "I know! Let's say it on the count of 3."

Harry: "OK.  1 - 2 - 3!"

Hermione: "I'm going out with Ron!"

Harry: "I'm dating Ginny!"

Neville: "I'm dating Ginny!"

Harry: "Wait, WHAT?!"

Neville: "Uh, never mind. This conversation never happened."

Harry: "... OK.  What did you want to tell me, Hermione?"

Hermione: *skulking away*  "Nothing."

--Sonya



Hermione: "Oh! Of course I'll marry you, Ron!!!"

Harry: "HERMIONE!!!! You are doing it wrong again!!!"

Hermione: "Sorry, Harry! I was distracted!"

Harry: "Oh! Come on!!! See if this time you can do it right... You never had troubles understanding stuff... You are playing Ginny, and I am not playing Ron!!!"

--Annie Granger



Harry: "Hermione, will you..."

Hermione: "No Harry, I won't marry you I'm in love with Ron!" (thinking) "Crap, did I just say that out loud?!"

Harry: "Umm, actually I was going to ask you to tie my shoe, but now that I know you love Ron..."

(Harry gets up and starts skipping away with his shoe untied)

Hermione: (muttering) "Dang it, I've got to stop jumping to conclusions an- HARRY ARE YOU OKAY?!" 
(Harry trips on his shoelace, and Hermione secretly thinks, 'I am so lucky today...')

--Brook



'Harry': "Hermione, wangoballwimme?"

Hermione: "I'm sorry, Harry, I . . . I can't. I'm holding out for someone else."

'Harry': (standing up) "Oh really? Who's the lucky guy?"

Hermione: (thinking) "I can't believe Harry's being so forward..." (aloud) "If I told you it was Ron, what would you do?"

'Harry': (changes into Ron) "And Polyjuice potion reveals all, once again!" *snogs*

--Katie



Harry: "Hermione, there's something I've been wanting to tell you for a long time..."

Hermione: (thinking) 'Oh no...'  (aloud) "What is it Harry?"

Harry:  "Well, um, Hermione, see, there's um, this guy, and he really likes you..."

Hermione: (thinking) 'Someone save me from this torture...'  (aloud) "Go on..."

Harry: "And, um, well, he hasn't really got around to telling you yet, but..."

Hermione: (thinking) 'No no no no no where is Ron when you need him!!!'  (aloud) "Harry...?"

Harry: "I've decided to take matters into my own hands."
 
Hermione: "What?"

Harry: "Hermione..."

Ron: (lunges in from nowhere) "NNNOOOO!!! You can't have her, she's MINE!!!"

Hermione: "Oh Ron, really???"

Ron: "Of course!!!"  *snogs her*

Harry:  (thinking) 'My work here is done.  I just wish I had seen the snogging coming so I could get out of here faster!!!! Hmmm, wonder where Ginny is...'

--Kassie Lizama



Hermione: "Sorry, Harry, but I can't accept your proposal of marriage."

Harry: "Well, why not?"

Ron: *off screen* "Because I asked her first and she said yes!"

Harry: *sobs*

Hermione and Ron: *huggles*

--Molly



Hermione: "No, Harry I will not date you because I'm madly in love with Ron." *Swoons* "He is the sun that rises in my horizon, the rose that blooms in my heart, the plot that thickens my book. The -"

Harry: "Er.... Hermione.... I only asked you for help on my Potions essay."

Hermione: ".... Forget you heard anything." (runs away)

--Julia



Harry: "Hermione, just please tell Ron you're madly in love with him."
 
Hermione: "Why?"

Harry: "Because... it is very difficult not shouting it out!"
 
Hermione: "How many other people know about my relationship with Ron?"
 
Harry: "Well... um..."
 
Dean: "Harry! Want to bet on how long it will take for Hermione to admit she is in love with Ron! The whole school is betting!"
 
Harry: "Not now, Dean!!!"
 
--Last HP Relative



Hermione: "I’m sorry Harry. I like Ron, not you."

Harry: "What?! I thought we had something special!"

Hermione: "No, you were wrong as usual."

--Rebecca



February 28th, 2006






Harry: "I won't be able to come to Hogsmeade with you guys this weekend. Detention with Snape."

Hermione: "Oh, sorry Harry! Well, Ron and I can go to that lovely shop next to the post office, it's our favourite place to go, did you know Harry?"
 
Ron: "Well, actually, Hermione, I only go there because you want to and..."

Hermione: "What?!"

Harry: "Uh oh." (thinking) "OK, head down, don't look up. This is gonna get ugly."

--Gillian



(Harry nudges Hermione)

HERMIONE: (whispers) "What?"

HARRY: (writes something in the dirt with his shoe) Ron loves you.

HERMIONE: (whispers) "Are you sure?"

(HARRY gives slight nod)

HERMIONE: (turns to Ron) "Oh Ron, really???"

RON: Yes!"
 
(Hermione snogs him)

RON: "Wow, all this, and I was just going to ask for Potions help!"

HERMIONE: (looking scandalized) "What?!?!?"

RON: "Only joking Hermione, I knew what you meant!"

HERMIONE: "Oh, wipe that stupid grin off your face!"

HARRY: "Awwww, so cute.  I love my shoe!  And Ginny! But that's besides the point..."

--Kass Lizzy



Harry: "Oooooh, a roach!"
 
Hermione: "Ron, who are you looking at?"
 
Ron: "Er... no one....er...Fleur?"
 
Hermione: "Ron, if you promise not look at Fleur intentionally, I'll snog you every day the rest of the year."
 
Harry: "What was that?!"

--Evan



(Ron starts sobbing)
 
HERMIONE: "Wha...? Ron, whatever is the matter with you?"

RON: (sobs) "I KNEW it! I just KNEW it!"

HERMIONE: "Knew WHAT exactly?"

RON: "I always knew you'd pick Harry over me!"
 
HERMIONE: "Don't be daft Ron! Why do you say that?"

RON: (yells hysterically) "Then why are you walking all alone with him down the hall??? Hmm?"

HERMIONE: (shouts back just as hysterically) "Uhh, I don't know...maybe because Harry passed out and I was helping him to his dormitory? Ever think of that? Besides, I'd never pick Harry over you!"

RON: (abruptly stops crying) "Ohhhhh, I get it. Sorry Hermione." (starts walking away) "WAIT!" (stops) "Hermione, did you say you'd never pick Harry over me? (laughs) Do you love me or something?"

HERMIONE: (simply) "Actually, yes."

RON: "Wha...adda...wibble....??" (promply passes out)

HERMIONE: "Greeeeeeeeeeeat. TWO unconcious guys..."

--Ginny*Potter



Ron: "Duh! I hate double-dating. That’s why I had a bad time."

Hermione: "Well, it was your idea to ask Harry and Ginny to come to Hogsmeade with us. So don’t pull that brain-dead face with us, Ron."

Harry: "Oh, it’s alright, I’ll just sit here a pretend I don’t exist while the newlyweds are fighting."

*Ron and Hermione don’t hear him*

Harry: *thinking* "Voldemort’s trying to kill me! Voldemort’s trying to kill me! Voldemort’s trying to kill me! Voldemort’s trying to kill me! Voldemort’s trying to kill me!"

--Craig



March 26th, 2006






Hermione: *whispers quietly so Harry wont wake up* "Ron. Ron, wake up!"

Ron: *opens eyes and stares at Hermione* "Hermione?! Is that you?!"

*Hermione blushes and smiles*

Ron: *raises eyebrows* "You look....different!"

Hermione: "Different in what way?" *she sits on his bed as Ron sits up next to her*

*Ron blushes and smiles and stares at her eyes*

*They kiss*

Harry: "FINALLY!!! YOU TWO KISSED!!!" *jumps up and down on bed as R/Hr pull back blushing*

--Valerie



Ron: *wanting to sleep in* "Oh Hermione, I love you. My dreams about you are getting more real by the day!"

Hermione: "This isn’t a dream, Ron."

Ron: "Oh!" *instantly awake*

--Craig



Hermione: "Wake up Ron!"
 
Ron: "Whaaa???"

Hermione: "Never mind. The WB just decided to make the crazy fan girls happy and show me near your bed. And your arms, of course. They are dead serio.... Anyway, breakfast!"

Ron: "Whaa?" *thinks* "I'm going back to sleep. She's less confusing in my dreams!"

--Katie W.



April 28th, 2006






Ron: *thinks to himself* "Pretend this is Hermione! Pretend this is Hermione! Bloody Hell!! She is looking at me..."

--Valerie



Ron: "I wish I was dancing with Hermione, that would give me an excuse to hold her."

McGonagall: "Albus said that if I danced with Mr. Weasley that Miss Granger would get jealous, I wonder if its working..."

Ron: (thinking) "Why can't this be Hermione in my arms damnit!?"

--Katie



*Ron is skulking because he has to dance with McGonagall*

McGonagall: "So, Ronald, have you asked Miss Granger out yet?"

Ron: *turns bright red* "Excuse me?"

*McGonagall smiles sweetly and makes Ron dance with Hermione*

--Koalalies



Ron: *thinking* "Okay… this ain’t so bad. Pretend you’re dancing with Hermione… Hmmm…" *out loud* "Hermione, why are your hands so wrinkly?"

McGonagall: "I’m not Miss Granger, Mr Weasley. Stop stepping on my feet."

Ron: *heart skips a beat* "Oh…"

*aside*
Harry: "You’re never gonna let him forget this, are you?"

George and Fred: "Never!"

Fred: "We won’t leave Hermione alone after this, either."

Hermione: "What? Sorry I wasn’t listening." *glaring*

Harry, George, and Fred: "Nothing!"

--Craig



McGonagall: "Place you're hand on my waist, Mr. Weasley..."

Ron: ((thinking)) "Man, I wish you were Hermione..."

--Kass



Ron: *thinking* "I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS."

Hermione: *thinking* "I DON'T WANT HIM TO DO THIS, I DON'T WANT HIM TO DO THIS, I DON'T WANT HIM TO DO THIS."

McGonagall: *thinking* "I'm willing to do ANYTHING to get them together!""

--Melanie & Eric



May 30th, 2006




Fred: “So Hermione, when did you and Ron finally get together?”

Hermione: *in a squeaky voice* “Umm… Why?”

George: “Everyone in the school had a bet on the date you’d hit it off.”

Hermione: “Umm…” *rubs forehead, checks watch* “Damn, I’m late for my Arithmancy class. I’ve got a test on magical applications of calculus.”

George and Fred: “Whatever.”

*Hermione runs into boys bathroom, and turns into Harry; takes another swig from a drink bottle and reverts back to Hermione*

Harry: “I hate polyjuice potion. And Hermione’s shampoo makes it taste worse. Why did I agree to pass off as Hermione so she and Ron could have time alone? I am the biggest idiot. Damn those two lovebirds!”

*R/Hr shippers stick their heads through the door*

Harry: *rolls his eyes* “Yes, they’re together, for the six zillionth time.”

--Craig



All: "So are you and Ron going out? Does he have a dragon tattooed on his chest? Will he get special privlages for going out with the Head Girl? Or is it Harry you fancy?"
 
*blood drains from Hermione's face*
 
Hermione: *thinks* "All H/Hr shippers, get away!"
 
*school bell goes off*
 
Hermione: "Well, there's the bell. Everyone should get off to class now."
 
Fred: "Yes, OK, everyone obey Head Girl..."
 
George: "And future wife of our baby brother Ron."
 
*laughter*
 
Hermione: *thinks* "I won't wear the ring anymore."
 
--The Master



Fred: "Hermione, can we ask you a question?"
Hermione: "Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?"

George: "Do you like Ron?"

Hermione: "Ye ... No! No, I don't!"

Fred: "Saw right through that one!"

Hermione: "What? I don't!"

Harry: "For the love of chocolate and anything fatty. Ron, can you please ask her out so that she can reject you and we can get on with my life?!"

Hermione and Ron: "HARRY!!"
 
Hermione: "Yes, please do, Ron."

Fred and George: "Knew it! Yeah!"

Hermione: "Jerks!"

--spanna



Fred: "Hermione. Are you forizzle?"

George: "Yeah? Forizzle?"

Fred: "You really-?"

Hermione: "Yep."

George: "You mean-?"

Hermione: "Yep!"

Twins: "You really love-?"

Ron: "Hey Hermione, It's me! You know, your new boyfriend."

Hermione: "Hiya Ron!"

Twins: *facepalms*

--Ronxdraco