Picture 1 (can't rememebr the date and didn't record it!)
"Yes we are dating you dimwit! What other do you think we'd be walking side by side for?"
-Ophelia
"You see it, right? Why doesn't he? I swear, boys can be so dense!"
-kristen
HERMIONE: "Whoa, wait a second -- Ron's going to say WHAT to me in book 5??!!"
-Bill
January 10th, 2003
Colin: Come on, I want a picture of you two together!
Hermione: Ron! Who did you tell? The whole school?
-Gillian (site owner)
Colin:(laughing)This will be perfect for the front page of The Daily Prophet!
Hermione:RON! I thought I told you not to hold my hand in public!
-RonHermioneStory
Collin: Come on, Ron, Hermione! Get closer, I want to get a picture of you two! Yes, that means you'll have to stand next to eachother... oh come on, you know you want to!
-Dragon Damsil
Hermione: He's not REALLY going to take a picture of Ron without me by his side?!
That's ridiculous, we look too good together, after all, he IS my soulmate! Oh, dear. I've said too much. -Larissa
Hermione: Ron? Why is the paparazzi here?
-Kelly
COLIN: "Look, Ron, how am I supposed to take a picture of the hottest couple in Hogwarts if you're sitting on that side of the table?"
HERMIONE: "Ron, will you just get over here...NOW!!"
-Kristen
HERMIONE: "Hey, that was an isolated incident!"
-Bill
Hermione: Hold on...WHAT DID YOU SAY?!!
Colin: Awwwww. That's so sweet!.....CAN I GET A PICTURE?!
-Lauren and Nicole
Hermione:(after wispering to Colin) Ron, Colin says he GOT A PHOTO of us in the Astronamy Tower LAST NIGHT! DO YOU REMEMBR WHAT WE WERE DOINING THE ASTRONAMY TOWER LAST NIGHT!?!??
Ron: Oh boy, DO I!!! -Gigaku
Hermione: Did you just ask me out?
Collin: Can I get a picture of this?
-Adnap Nottap
January 18th, 2003
HARRY: Polyjuice Potion my foot! I can't believe I came up here just to see you two make out! Now Moaning Myrtle is going to go all over the school and tell everyone.
HERMIONE: Myrtle, don't you dare tell anyone that Ron and I were up here snogging!
RON: Oh no! Herm, love, now we're going to have to find another spot
-Kristen
Harry:Okay, what are you two going to do? It think it's Snape who's about to break in and I'm not covering for you this time!
Isabelle Moody
Hermione: Myrtle, for the last time, I am NOT brewing a love potion!*sigh*
Harry: *mumbles* yah, right....*whistles innocently*
-Gigaku
Harry: ron, why is there a picture of you and Hermione... KISSING stuck on that wall?!?!?!
Ron: Damn you Colin!!!!!!!!!
-Rosa
Hermione: Collin, what are you doing up there???? Collin: You wouldn't let me take a picture of you and Ron at breakfast, and I gotta-
Ron: Why??
Collin: Harry said he's tired of you two beating around the bush, so he wanted to get a pic of you two in the paper-
Harry: Shhh, Collin, that was our little secret!
-Dragon Damsil
HARRY: Hey, Ron, is it just me, or is Hermione looking really hot today?
RON: Harry, if you ever say that about my girlfriend again, I swear on my life I will kill you!
HARRY: Your what!?!?!
RON: Oops.
-Kristen
Neville: I'm half and half, me dad supports Ron/Hermonie, me mums supports Harry/Hermonie.
Other Kid: Your mum is a old, stupid, git!!!
Ron: Erm, Harry, I think they are talking about me and Hermoine. Do you think they know that Herm and I are together?
Harry: (comes out of a daydream) Huh? Cho? Oh, um, yeah, sure Ron.
-Super Sailor Mercury and Eternal Sailor Saturn
harry:ron! would yah look at that!
ron:what?
Harry:its-its-hermione!
Ron: *socks harry in the nose and breaks his glasses*
Harry:*screams like a girl*
Ron:*laughs evily* take that you evil 4-eyed fruitcake!
-Julie
Harry: "Since when did the Quidditch team get a cheerleading squad? WICKED!"
Ron: "YEAH! Check out the legs on th--Hermione..."
-Jamie-Lynn
(Hermione walks into the greenhouse)
Harry: Well....Hermione looks nice today!
Dean: What the heck is up with her?
Neville: Did she do something to her hair?
Ron: Errrr.....Uh....Um.....yeah....Wow...
Hermione: What are you all staring at?
-Lauren and Nicole
Ron: WHAT did Malfoy just call Hermione?!?!
Harry: Ooh, this is gonna be goooooodd!! *wips out popcorn*
-Gigaku
February 10th, 2003
McGonagall - I'm very disappointed in you Miss Granger...
Prof Sprout - ::thinks to self:: Hmm... I always thought it was Hermione and Harry...
Dumbledore - Now, you two, what have I told you about doing 'that' in the halls? If you want it to be known, I will, naturally tell the whole school myself!
-Vannessah
DUMBLEDORE: Ladies, is that Mr. Weasley and Miss Granger in that corner?
SPROUT: You mean you didn't know about those two?
MCGONAGALL: Really, Albus. You're supposed to be the wisest wizard in Hogwarts.
-Kristen
Dumbledore: ...Hmm what do you think Minerva?
McGonagal: I'm betting it's Harry and Hermione.
Sprout: No, It's definatly Ron and Hermione.
Dumbledore: Yes, I mean isn't it obvious?
-Kelly
DUMBLEDORE: "Oh for God's sake - not again! Ronald, Hermione, how many times have I told you not to be making out in the hallways?!"
RON: "What the-?!"
HERMIONE: "Professors Dumbledore, McGonnogall?!"
DUMBLEDORE: "I'm sorry, but you must keep your sleazy shenanigans in doors and out of sight of the public!"
R/H: "Sorry, sir..."
McGONNOGALL: "Oh, I'm suddenly reminded of the good old days, when I was young and impudent and went around snogging with boys... don't you, Al?" (short for Albus)
DUMBELDORE [whispering]: "Shh! Shut up about that!"
-Bill
DUMBELDORE: "What the - 'R & Hr forever', oh damn it, more graffiti! What the hell are we, a muggle high school?"
McGONNOGALL: "So, do you want to owl their parents, or should I?"
-Bill
Sprout: Oh my! Is that--Mr. Weasly and Miss Granger--snogging?!?!*gasp*
McGonagall:Ha! I knew it! Albus, you owe me 5 Galleons!!
Dumbledore: aaawww!!! *hands over bet money*
-Gigaku
Prof Sprout: The affection that Mr Weasly and Miss Granger are showing is absolutely appaling! I am shocked! (faints)
Prof McGonagall: Deffinitly 50 points off Gryfinndor!
Prof Dumbledore: What’s that? Deduct points from them?! I think not Proffesor. Everyone at Hogwarts has been waiting for them to get together for ages. Anyway, it’s about time we started to liven things up a little around here. (winks at Prof. McGonagall)
-Super Sailor Mercury and Eternal Sailor Saturn
Dumbledore: "Ron, Hermione...I don't want to have to tell you again, there is absolutely NO snogging in the hallways!"
Sprout: "You tell those gits!"
McGonagall: *thinks* "Fancy a snog in the teacher's lounge, Albus??"
-Jamie-Lynn
McGonagall: Mr. Weasly! Miss Granger!
Sprout: I did not need to see that...
Dumbledore: Mr. Author? I know this is a Ron/Hermione fic, but could they at least be in an empty classroom rather than...ugh.
-Tristan
February 18th, 2003
Snape: Weasley! Are you stupid?! SHE LIKES YOU!!! IT'S OBVIOUS!!!
Harry: *mutters to Ron under his breath* Told ya so
McGonagall: It's about time someone told him
-Gillian
SNAPE: Weasley, what have I told you about writing love letters to that Granger girl in the middle of my lessons?
RON: I'm really sorry, Professor, but-
SNAPE: Fifty points from Gryffindor and a week's detention!
HARRY: Fifty?!! Just for a letter?
SNAPE: Shut it, Potter!
FILCH: Severus, if I remember correctly, you wrote a similar letter to one Poppy Pomfrey in your school days.
SNAPE: Argus, no one was supposed to know about that!
RON (in head): Snape and Pomfrey? Gross!
-Kristen
Snape- I know what you did last summer....with Hermione.....
Ron- NOOooooooooo!!!! Nobody knows about that!!!!
Harry- Well I know about it, Ginny knows about it, Fred and George know about it, your mother knows......
Ron- NNNNOOOOOOOooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
-Kelly
Snape: Bloody hell, Weasley, how can you be so thick? 'Fraternizing with the enemy' my foot! Just tell Miss Granger how you feel and be done with this beating-around-the-bush nonsense!
Harry: See, Ron, what have I been telling you? For crying out loud, even Snape could figure it out!
-dutchtulips
Snape: Mr. Weasly, what were you doing with Miss Granger in the Astronomy Tower
last night??
Ron: snogging, and bloody proud of it, sir!!
Harry and Filch: Wha--????? *freeze*
Mrs. Norris: Well, duh.
-Gigaku
Snape: Mr. Weasley! If you won't tell Miss Granger that you like her then I'm going to put the truth potion in your pumpkin juice and then you'll be able to tell her!
Ron: No professor... I can't tell Hermione how I feel... not yet...
Harry: I'm going to regret this but... I thing Snape is right...
Filch: (this has nothing to do with R/H) :: he thought to himself:: gosh... professor Snape is even hotter when he is mad... :giggles:
-Seansgurl315
nape{with wicked grin}: "- now IF you don't mind, Mr.Weasley, what exactly did I witness in the corridor earlier?!"
Ron{ears turning red}: "Uhmm.. I.."
Snape{even scarier grin}: "Surely I didn't see you and Miss Granger in a VERY compromising position? Was I just imagining things, Mr.Weasley?!"
Ron: "Well... you see.. we were just-"
Harry{looking sickened}: "Why am I here?"
Filch{with lopsided smirk}: "We need someone to taunt him about it later. Make up for all those chains I could have wrung around his neck, tied to his ankles, and-"
Snape{looking incredulous): "Filch!"
-Point Infinity
Snape: I am appauled at your behavior Weasley. Potter why didn't you tell him not to snog Miss Granger in the halls?
Harry: *Thinks to himself* What's the fun in that?
Ron: Sorry sir it won't happen again...*mutters* yeah right
Filch: I knew all along they were meant to be! R/H rules! oops did I say that out loud?
-Steven
Snape: Now... I want you two to tell me... which one of you is going out with Hermione.
Ron and Harry: ?_?;;; Wha-? Why?
Snape: Shh! Sh, not so loud! There's a big poll going on.. so come on, help me out here! Harry, it's you, right?
Harry: What the-? Heck no! Ron and Hermione, duh.
Ron: I mean, come on, what are you? Oily AND blind?
Snape: The doctor said- on, never mind. So I should put my money on Granger and Weasly.
Ron and Harry: Duh.
-DragonDamsil
February 23rd, 2003
Hagrid: Why aren't you walking in the middle harry like you usually do?
Harry: Wait a minute i don't know......Ron wanted to walk in the middle....
Ron:(looks painfully embarrased) Well..you see...ummm....yeah....i'm the tallest so now we walk all symmertric like...yeah thats it.
Harry:Riiiiiiight it's definately not because you want to walk close to Hermione is it?!?!?!
Hermione:What????
-wouldyoulookatthat
*there is a broom doing skywriting in the sky*
Harry: *reading* "I...love....you...Hermione??"
Ron: "Oh no...that wasn't supposed to be written yet!!"
Hermione: "Ron. Please tell me I'm hallucinating and that I'm not really seeing this. *whispers* "No one's supposed to know yet!!" *thinks* He's REALLY getting a Howler for this.
-Jamie
Hagrid: ron... hermione... what were you two doing last night at the back of my hut?
Harry (whispers to ron): uh oh ron... i think he knows...
Ron: ahh... we were planting seeds... we were making baby pumpinks for you... yah...
Hermione (whispering to ron): ron... ur not suppose to say that... baby pumpkins... we were just making-out not that...
-Seansgurl315
RON: No, see, Hagrid, when I said, "I love you!" we were...uh...rehearsing a play! Hermione and I are the leads.
HERMIONE: Yeah, that's right, a play. We have this big love confession scene thing...
HAGRID: Oh, all right, if you says yer tellin' the truth, I've no reason to doubt yeh.
HARRY: Oh, cut it out, Hagrid! You know they're lying. Geez, the whole school knows how much Ron loves Hermione!
-Kristen
Ron: Hermione will you go out with m-
Hagrid: What's that you said Ron?
Ron: Oh hi Hagrid! Nothing I didn't say anything!
Hermione and Harry: Darn you Hagrid!
-'Mione Weasley
(Hermione enters)
RON: WOW, when did Hermione all of a sudden get so beautiful and cool.
HARRY: [sighs] since you started noticing her and liking her!
RON: [socks Harry in the arm] NOT SO LOUD!!!
-Hermione_Hogwarts
Hagrid: Ron, Hermione, congratulations!! You both are finally a couple! I knew you two were ment to be together, ever since the first book..... opps, shoul'nt have told you that.
Harry: No dur Hagrid, the intire school new that they were going to get together sooner or later!
Hermione: Ron! u did not have to tell the whole school about us!
Ron: I did not tell anyone, I swear!
Ron/Hermione/: HARRY!?!?
Harry: *whistles innocently and slowly backs away*
-Lauren
Hagrid:Ron have you told her?
Hermione:Tell me what?
Ron:Nothing noth-
Harry:(interrupting)He is madly in love with you.
Hermione:Ron I love you too!
-~Anaias.W.~
Hagrid: So,Harry, have you an' Hermione been goin' out??
Harry:Oh, Hagrid! WHY did you say that?? Now all the R/Hr fans will mob your house!!
Ron & Hermione: *look totaly disgusted at the thought of H/H*
-Gigaku
March 30th, 2003
HERMIONE: "That was close!"
RON: "Damn those rabid fans of sappy, angst-ridden teen romance in a fantasy saga! Always, always, ALWAYS on the look out for their favorite couples snogging! And shame on JK up there for making it so obvious!"
HARRY: "It's times like these I'm really glad that traditionally the secondary characters are the ones who play out the love/luv/lust triangles while the hero does whatever it is he's supposed to do."
HERMIONE: "What did you call us?!"
RON: "Oh shut up Harry!"
-Bill
Ron: Who are those people? Why are they running after us shouting "Ron/Hermione forever!"?
Hermione: I don't really know...
Harry: *irritated voice* dont you guys know anything... they are ron/hermione shippers... they know that you like each other okay... haven't you been online lately... they are all over the internet... and it's so obvious that you like each other... geez...
-Seansgurl315
Harry: What are you two doing?
Ron: Uh......
Hermione: Oh honestly Ron! Just tell him!
Harry: Tell me what?
Hermione: We were snogging, duh!
Ron: *Turns bright red*
Harry: *Muttering* Hah! I knew they liked each other! Now, where's Ginny? She does owe me that kiss!
Ron: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry: Nothing! Nothing! *Raises hands in defeat*
Hermione:KNEW IT!!!!!
-Jessi AKA The Muggle Hermione
Ron (wispering): But I thought you said 8 o'clock, Astronomy Tower!
Hermione(also wispering): No, Ron, I said 10 o'clock! Honestly! And on our NEXT date,why don't you just--
Harry: A-HA! I KNEW you guys were going out!!
R/Hr fans: WELL, DUH HARRY!!!!
-Gigaku
Hermione: Ok Ron, lets agree not to tell ANYONE about our little make out session in there.
Ron: Um Hermione....turn around.
Harry (who is accompanied with the rest of Hogwarts): Damn! We missed it! Ok everyone, lets come a little more earlier next week.
Ron: I think we will need to find another spot sweetheart.
Harry and the rest of Hogwarts: OMG, OMG!!! He called her "sweetheart" that was so R/HR!!! *everyone jumps around and goes crazy with excitment*
-Super Sailor Mercury and Eternal Sailor Saturn
Ron: Are you sure it's safe in here, I mean we don't want anyone walking in on us do we?
Hermione: Oh don't worry Ron- no one would ever suspect anything. This is probably the most private place to express our love...
Harry: *snickers under his breath* Or so they think...
-Janna
Ron: Hermione...er... I really like you, I've liked you a long time.
Hermione: Really me too...
Harry: HIYA! I hope I didn't interrupt.
-Natalie Potter
RON: So, Hermione, Hogsmeade is next weekend. What do you say we go together...alone? Maybe get our own carriage?
HERMIONE: Oh, Ron, I knew you'd come around! Yes, of course I'll go to Hogsmeade with you!
HARRY: Hey, lovebirds, I'm really happy for you and all, but if you two start snogging right now, I will be sick all over you!
RON & HERMIONE: Sorry, Harry.
-Kristen
Hermione: Why dont you just shut up and kiss me already!!
Ron : Wha..???
Harry: Oh im not missing this...even if i am in the same room as a three headed dog!
-Carol
Harry: Okay, Ron here is your chance go for it!
Hermione: What are you guys talking about?!
Ron: Uh....Hermione? I was sort of..um....wondering-
Hermione: Ron I AM REALLY FLATTERED, but I don't think right now is a good time to be asking me out.
Ron: Right!
Hermione: How about at lunch?*Ron nods his head up and Down*
Harry: *sigh* Gosh Ron Why do you always pick the worst times to ask a girl out?!
-Cheese Diva
Hermione: Shh! Ron! Some one could be around here!
Ron: I'm sorry Hermione, but I- I love you!
Harry: ::walks up silently behind them:: ::thinking:: Hello, and what is
this?
-Dragon Damsil
hermione- are you sure this is a good make out spot?
ron- yes no ever comes up here.
harry- why did y'all drag me down here? to watch the door for people?
ron- yep! ( kissing hermione)
-ailene evangelista
Ron: Finally. We're alone. *smirk*
Hermione: *grin*
Harry: *hiding and thinking to himself* Hehe. I knew it.
-Hermweasley
Ron: Finally. We're alone. *smirk*
Hermione: *grin*
Harry: *hiding and thinking to himself* Hehe. I knew it.
-Caro1az42
April 8th, 2003
HERMIONE: "Ron, you da wizard."
RON: "You da witch, Hermione."
-Bill
Hermione: "I told you, Ron! No snogging in the courtyard! Everyone will see us!"
Ron: "Okay, so... Astronomy Tower, after class?"
Hermione: "NOW you're getting the idea!"
-dutchtulips
HERMIONE: "Say, um, Ron. I've got tickets to that Irish muggle band that you like, U2. I was wondering if maybe you'd like to go..." [blushes with embarrassment] "... with me?"
RON (not missing a beat): "Sure. What time should I pick you up? Should you wear green?"
HERMIONE: "Uh, I don't think so."
RON: "What's wrong with green?"
HERMIONE: "Nothing. I like green well enough on grass, but I'm not real crazy about it as a wardrobe color."
RON: "Oh stop being so modest, you know you look good in just about anything."
HERMIONE (blushes): "Oh you're just teasing me."
RON: "Nah, you look good in everything. You know you do."
-Bill
Ron: *stammering* I...I've always loved you Hermione!
Hermione: I KNOW, it took you long enough!
*hundreds of R/Hr shippers cry with happiness while watching it all from a "candid camera", then immediately storm the H/Hr castle*
-Kat
Ron: Mione, you know when we go on our dates, do you ever get the feeling that we are being watched... by Harry?
Hermione: Oh don't worry about that Ron, Harry is just a R/Hr shipper *cough* pervert *cough*. Besides, I don't care who knows that I love Ron Weasley!
(Herm and Ron both run to the nearest empty classroom with Harry close behind)
-Super Sailor Mercury & Eternal Sailor Saturn
Hermione: Ron,I'm really proud of you.
Ron: Are you really?
Hermione: Yes,that was a very brave thing to do.
Ron: You think so?
Hermione: Of course!
R/Hr Shippers: What did he do?
Hermione: He just asked me out!
-Veela Gal
Hermione: Ron, you know it's obvious, I know it's obvious.
Ron: [turns red] I don't know what you're talking about.
Hermione: We like each other!
-HermioneL
RON: Um... Hermione, I know I say stupid things from time to time -
HERMIONE: Ron...
RON: ...and I know what a prat I can be...
HERMIONE: Ron?
RON: ...and I must have sounded like a complete idiot when I accused you of fraternizing with the enemy, but -
HERMIONE: RON!
RON: Yeah?
HERMIONE: I love you, too.
RON: You do?
HERMIONE: Yes. Now kiss me, you fool!
RON: No need to ask, love. *kisses her*
-Kirsten
April 19th, 2003
Susan Bones: *sigh* "Lockhart is sooo dreamy!"
Hermione: *in a dreamy sort of voice* "Wait a second... is it just me, or had Ron gotten cuter over night?"
Susan: "It's just you, Hermione."
Hermione: Good, because he's MINE!!
--Gigaku
HERMIONE: *sigh* "Ron is so cute! I love him so much. Why does he make it so difficult for me to tell him how I feel?"
SUSAN: "Hermione, are you going to be like this every time I have to sit next to you? You said the exact same thing in Herbology yesterday! Would you just tell him and put me, the rest of Hogwarts, and all the R/Hr shippers out of their misery already?"
HERMIONE: "See, even the Hufflepuff who never says anything gets it. Why doesn't he?"
--Kirsten
Susan: "Lockhart is so dreamy, isn't he, Hermione?"
Hermione: "Psh! Lockhart, nothing! Ron is such a babe!"
--dutchtulips
Susan: "Oh, Ron is so hot!"
Hermione: "Yeah I kn- WHAT!?!?! You like Ron??!?!?!"
Susan: "I never said that..."
Hermione: "Why I oughta..." *pulls out wand*
Susan: "Aaahhh! Help!!"
Ron: *from the side* "They BOTH like me? WOW!!"
--Steven
Susan: "Hermione, close your mouth... You're drooling over Lockhart again... Ron's right behind us, you know..."
Hermione: "You can't talk... You're drooling as well... Besides, Ron knows that I like him so it won't matter... We're going out, you know..."
Susan: "You are since when?!"
Hermione: "Oops..."
--Seansgurl
Hermione: *sigh*
Susan: "Oh, here we go again..."
Hermione: "Susan? Don't you think Ron looks so hot today?"
Susan: "Whatever you say, Hermione..."
Hermione: *sigh*
--Steven
Hermione: *sigh* "Ron is so gorgeous... I hope he asks me to the Yule Ball... I wonder what he's going to wear? Should I match what he's wearing? Should I ask him now? Oh, what kind of -"
Susan: "Hermione... Quit it... We all know you're madly in love with him."
Hermione: "No, I'm not." *blushes*
Susan: *gasp* "You're not an R/H-er?"
Hermione: "A what?"
Susan: "Never mind..."
--MiNi Weasley
Hermione: "Oh, Ron is such a cutie!"
Susan: "I've seen better."
Hermione: "You wouldn't say that if you'd snogged him."
Ron: "Hermione!!!"
Harry: "Hehe. I knew it."
--Amanda
April 19th, 2003
Hermione: (thinking) "Come on you idiot, I'm standing in front of you, what're you waiting for? TELL ME!"
Ron: (thinking) "Why can't I just tell her? I would be able to sleep at night if I did. TELL HER RONNY!"
--HermioneL
Hermione: (thinking) "Oh my God! Why didn't I hug him? I hugged Harry. Do I want it to look like I like Ron? Of course not. Therefore I should've hugged him. Oh gosh..."
Ron: (stuttering) "Uh..uh..umm... Welcome back, Hermione. (thinking) Gosh, I am thick! I should've have hugged her!"
Harry: (thinking) "This is pathetic! How come my plans never work?"
--Steven
Hermione: *whispers* "Ron... why are we shaking hands? Shouldn't we tell everyone already?"
Ron: *whispers* "No... Let's leave it a secret for now..."
Harry: *yelling to Great Hall* "ATTENTION EVERYONE! IT'S OFFICIAL! RON AND HERMIONE ARE GOING OUT!"
Students in the Great Hall: "WE KNOW!"
Ron and Hermione: *blushes madly*
--MiNi Weasley
Ron: *thinking* "Whywhywhywhywhy did I shake her hand?! I could've got hug from her!!"
Hermione: *thinking* "A handshake? This is so lame! I need to fix this!" *pulls Ron toward her*
Ron: "Huh?"
(Hermione kisses Ron)
Ron: "Guess the handshake wasn't so bad after all!"
--Gillian
Hermione: "Um, Ron, why is everyone staring at us?"
Ron: "Well, Hermione, what's the easiest way to put it? Ah... er..."
Harry: "Oh, for the love of Merlin, you idiot! Let me explain it: Hermione, Ron likes, no, he LOVES you. And you love him, but you're both too young and stubborn to admit it. This handshake is only the beginning, not to mention a treat for Gillian, Kelli and Kristen. In book 3, you two are going to hug, in book 4, you have a big post-Yule Ball row, and from what I've heard, things really heat up in book 5. Any questions?"
Ron: "What's a Yule Ball?"
Hermione: "Who are Gillian, Kelli and Kristen?"
HARRY: "Argh!! You two are so thick! I'm going to the Quidditch pitch."
--Kristen
Ron: "Oh! "Uh, er... " (holds out hand) *thinking* "Why can't I tell you I love you, Hermione?"
Hermione: "Um...um... " (shakes his hand) *thinking* "I wish I had the courage to tell you that I love you, Ron!"
Harry: *thinking* "God, they are just too darn cute. Why do they fight it?"
--dutchtulips
Hermione: "So no more fighting, Ron?"
Ron: "No more fighting."
--Bill
Ron: "Your hand, my lady." (kisses her hand)
Hermione: "What a gentleman!"
Harry: "ME NEXT!"
--Sarah Steward
Harry: "...And so, by the power vested in me by the legions of rabid, gun toting, R/Hr shippers... I now pronounce thee a sure thing. You may awkwardly shake hands with the future bride."
--Tayley-Chan
Harry: "Let the Hand Wrestling begin!! I think Ron'll win... no, maybe Hermione will, or- or- hey... why are you two staring into each other's eyes like that?"
--Rumika
Ron: "I do."
Hermione: "I do."
Harry: "I now pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride!"
--Amy
Hermione: "You know Ron, I'm getting really sick and tired of all this fuss everyone's making about this stupid no hug/handshake scene."
Ron: "I agree. It wasn't even in the book. If it's not in the book, it doesn't count."
Hermione: "I agree. So therefore Harry's hand fetish doesn't count either."
Ron: "Thank God."
--Bill
Dumbledore: "Congratulations Ron, you're the Boyfriend of the Year! Now, shake your girlfriend's hand!!"
Ron: "Um.... ermmmm ..um..."
Hermione: "What?!"
Harry: "God, Ron, if you're not gonna say it, I am! Hermione, Ron likes you, he has for the past two years. He cried every night when you were Petrified, he learned how to play the gutiar and wrote ten love songs for you and wrote so many love letters that the dormitory's floor is blanketed in them, and...."
Ron: "HARRY!"
(Slytherins laugh but fall off their chairs)
Hermione: "I admit.... Ron, I love you!....." *pulls out love letters*
Harry: "Finally, that's out! I can now live happily!!"
--Super Sailor Mercury, Eternal Sailor Saturn, and Super Sailor Moon
Ron: "Umm, welcome back Hermione... I just have something to tell you."
Hermione: "Yes Ron... what is it?"
*Hermione Shakes hands with Ron*
Hermione: "Ron... your hands are shaking like crazy... what's wrong...what did you want to tell me?"
*Ron looks around and people start laughing*
Draco: "He wants to tell you that he wished you never came back!"
*Hermione glares at Draco but has some tears in her eyes because she heared Draco whisper mudblood*
Ron: "AHH, SHUT UP MALFOY... you okay Hermione?"
Hermione nods and kisses Ron on the cheeks... Ron blushes!
--Heather
Ron: "Why did she hug harry and not me?"
Hermione: "HUG HIM HERMIONE, NOW'S YOUR CHANCE!"
Ron: "Hermione, I love you!!!!"
Hermione: "Ohhh Ron....!!!"
--Carol
