R/H Song to the Tune of “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne
By Angela DePeau
They’re opposites/and fight all the time.
Could Rowling make it any more obvious?
He’s a pureblood.
She’s Muggle-born.
Could it be any more plain?
He teases her.
She gets on his nerves.
They have an argument every day.
He asked Fluer to the ball.
She stuck up her nose.
She had a problem with his shabby robes.
He was a silly boy.
He stared at the veela girl/ like he’d never seen a girl before.
He just saw her pretty face.
His head was up in space.
He needed to come back to the world.
(Repeat)
When Fluer just ignored him/ Ron felt mortified/ ran to the Common Room to hide/ but when Hermione came back from dinner/ he suddenly saw her in a whole new light. He went up to her/ said Hey you are a girl/, which didn’t go down too well. She said It might’ve taken you three years to notice/ but it didn’t for someone else.
He didn’t believe her when/ she said she’d already been/ asked to the ball by someone else. He thought it was all a lie/ because she would simply die/ if she had to go with Neville. (Repeat)
