You know you’re obsessed with R/H when...
1. You own a website dedicated to it2. Your e-mail has something to do with it
3. If you use AIM, your buddy icon is R/H
4. You refuse to read any story that has Ron or Hermione in a separate pairing
5. Your a member of an R/H clique
6. You write R/H fan fics
7. You will do whatever it takes to convince a non R/H shipper that it is R/H
8. You detest all these news articles that just assume that since Harry is the main hero and Hermione is his friend that Harry and Hermione like each other
9. You have or plan on making a list of evidence/or page numbers of evidence of R/H
10. Your computer wallpaper is R/H
11. You feel sick whenever someone talks about H/H
12. You plan on flicking popcorn at the theatre screen if they take the R/H scenes out of the 4th Harry Potter movie
13. You yell at your friend(s) if you find out they think H/H until you manage to convert them to R/H
14. Your favourite part of the Goblet of Fire is one of the many R/H parts (Mine is where Harry finds the miniature Krum’s arm under his bed on Boxing Day!)
15. You’d argue with a stranger if you overheard them saying they liked the H/H pairing
16. You plan on joining the bible-pushers in burning a new batch of HP5 books if it ends up H/H - By ChimaeraGurl
17. You scream at the computer in disgust after reading some stupid cliche article saying stuff about H/H which also causes you to get strange looks from others
18. You’ll cry happily when Ron and Hermione admit their feelings to someone
19. You’ll cry happily when Ron and Hermione finally admit their feelings to each other
20. You send a letter to WB asking them to make miniature Krum's like Ron's in the 4th book just so you can rip them apart like Ron did
21. You refer to H/H as "the darkside." *I will never go to the darkside!*
22. Whenever you find a H/H story or R/L story you print it out and TEAR IT TO SHREDS USING ANY MEANS POSSIBLE!! - Dragon Damsil 23. You spend all day reading sappy R/H fanfic telling anyone who asks that your preparing for the next book since it's SO OBVIOUS.... - Dragon Damsil
24. No matter how good of friends you are with some one you give them R/H lectures about why Ron and Hermione will obviously get together when your friend support someone other than R/H. - Dragon Damsil
25. You paint a piece of cardboard pink and making an R/H plack for your wall, consisting of things JK's said about R/H and pictures!
26. Your friends avoid HP subjects because they're afraid someday you're going to rupture something yelling about those delirious H/Hr shippers
27. The computer desk could fall on you, and your family would think nothing of it. They figure you're just yelling at the people from "the dark side" - ChimaeraGurl
28. When in class doodling on assignments you find yourself writing "Ron loves Hermione" or vice versa in flowery letters. - Chelsea
29. You ask someone if they'd burp slugs for you - Rosa
30. You want to bazooka all the H/H shippers - Rosa
31. You're reading this list and saying "Did that."
32. You join a H/Hr message board just to show the light to those on the dark side [By Erin]
33. When you watch a movie whose couple's habits are similar with Hermione and Ron (e.g quarreling, but still getting on together well), for example Han Solo and Princess Leia at Star Wars, you say: "Well, that's exactly R/H for me!" - Clizzy
34. When you listen to a sad love song whose story possibly happens to R/H, e.g Can't Stop Loving You by Phil Collins, you feel so sad all day long, thinking: "I hope Ron wouldn't do that to Hermione" or "I hope Hermione wouldn't leave Ron this way or other!" - Clizzy
35. You start making a list of possible baby names - Kelly
36. You print out pictures of Ron and Hermione and stick them in your locker - Kelly
37. You paint your fingernails and they say "Ron and Herm" - Kelly
38. You ditch your homework and write your 200 chapter fanfic - By Kelly
39. When you watch a Harry Potter movie with your family/friends and a R/Hr scene comes up, you stop the tape/DVD, play it over again several times, and comintate the scene to the people your watching it with, saying that Ron and Hermione are going to get together! If they disagree with you, you will be forced to not to put the tape/DVD back on untill they see things your way!!! :D. - Super Sailor Mercury
40. You come across someone you don't like and think, He/She's probably an H/H shipper. - Kristen
41. You look at a list of R/H evidence and a third of it was sent in by you. - Angie D.
42. You write poems about them. 43. You're playing bingo to study for a test at school and write "R/H" and a smiley face with bingo chips.[By Angie D.]
44. You're science teacher is explaining about two oxygen atoms forming a stable bond and you think "R/H atoms!"[By Angie D.]
45. You have dreams about Ron/Hermione
46. Every movie you watch, you start R/H-ing it and in doing so telling everyone else around you every time you spot something that's totally Ron and Hermione [By Karlena]
47. The first couple you think of on Valentine's Day is Ron and Hermione - Kristen
48. You judge a love song by whether or not it makes a good R/H song - Kristen
49. You hate movies that includes friendships between two boys and a girl, and then the girls there choose to love the main characters (not the characters' best friends who love her, too). - Anastacia
50. You hate someone who once said "Well... Harry/Hermione's not bad either", and call that person names. - Anastacia
51. You draw fanarts in which Ron and Hermione stand side by side. - Anastacia
52. You go into a Harry Potter chat, see someone mention H/Hr & Instant Message them to argue that R/H are meant for each other, & are personaly offended when they say that Ron is not good enough for Hermione. THE NERVE! - J
53. You almost choke your best friend when they mention Harry and Hermione together. - Skd1990
54. You have been exorcised to get rid of your obsession...twice...but it still keeps coming back. - Skd1990
55. When you are listening to your English teacher talk about foils (two opposite charecters who complement/play off each other) you don't think of Tybalt and Romeo...you think of Ron and Hermione! - Skd1990
56. You almost put Ron and Hermione down as a pair of foils on your test....but stop and realize this is not Harry Potter. It's Romeo and Juliet. - Skd1990
57. When you’re playing Harry Potter UNO, and someone puts down a Harry card on top of a Hermione card, and you insist that they remove it and place a Ron card there instead. - jennyweasley
58. Everytime you'll be hearing any songs from the playlist of any R/Hr website (e.g. Crazy for this Girl), you turn the volume of your stereo as loud as you want and think of Ron and Hermione! - gryffin_hauz_88
59. You have a compilation of all R/Hr- related songs. - gryffin_hauz_88
60. Your grandma bakes you a pumpkin pie and instead of eating it, you toss it out the window. - Keeper's Heart
61. You snigger whenever your English teacher mentions "reading between the lines" because it reminds you of poor H/Hr shippers desperately mutilating the books and JK's quotes for "proof." - Keeper's Heart
62. You're always thinking that if a girl has a best friend who's a boy (or vice versa), they'll end up with each other. "Just like Ron and Hermione". - gryffin_hauz_88
63. You believe that opposite attracts each other. - gryffin_hauz_88
64. You make sure that if you have a picture of the trio, the arrangement should be: Harry, Ron, Hermione because you want Hermione beside Ron or vice versa and you don't want Hermione beside Harry or to form a so- called "love triangle" between the trio. - gryffin_hauz_88
65. You scream at the TV during the R/H scenes in POA, screaming "RON JUST ADMIT YOU LOVE HER, IT'S NOT THAT HARD!!!!" or scream to Hermione "God, you're as thick as him if you don't admit you love him!" - Scotty
66. All you think about is how to get back at H/H shippers. -DARRION
67. You purposely wear your hair bushy to see if the guy whose personality is exactly like Ron's would notice you. - ~Hermit_crab~
68. You think about your past and current boyfriends, the one from the past carries a Victor Krum quality while your current boyfriend can be compared to Ron. -~Hermit_crab~
69. Your obsessed with making R/Hr related music videos, graphics, and layouts. - Sydney
70. Your spend most of your time on these sites. - Sydney
71. When you watch romance movies, you write a fan fic of it and make the characters Ron and Hermione. - Sydney
72. When reading HP books, you have all r/hr moments bookmarked - Sydney
73. When your telling your family how obvious R/Hr is over dinner, they have to tell you "can we go ONE day without hearing about R/Hr?" - Sydney
74. When JK Rowling finally admitted to the fact that Ron and Hermione would get together you screamed so loudly with joy that your mother was afraid you had hurt yourself. -Liztigereye
75. You re-read the Ron and Hermione parts in the books and have memorized the pages and the quotes. - Liztigereye
76. You and your friends preform vodoo on the evil Harry/Hermione shippers. - Liztigereye
77. You draw Ron and Hemione on the plams of your hands and then put them together and never seperate them. - Sinead
78. You think of Ron and Hermione whenever you see RH on licence plates.
79. You regularily wear Ron and Hermione t-shirts.
80. Your room is decorated with different kinds of Ron/Hermione paraphanelia.
81. You printed and framed the section of the MuggleNet/TLC interview with J.K. Rowling where she says it's Ron/Hermione.
82. You throw a small party inside yourself whenever you see a tall redhaired man with his girlfriend who is of average height and has slighly bushy brown hair. - Genevieve
83. You replicate the exact personalities and physical features of Ron, Hermione, and Harry in the Sims 2, and prove to other people that the Sim!Hermione always ends up falling in love with the Sim!Ron... and maybe Harry dies of starvation too. - burningpumpkins
84. You find a good R/H song, listen to it on your iPod, and make a music video in your head to go with it. - Tahitifire
85. You go on message boards on websites, you ask if anyone likes HP, and put on the inside post, "NO H/HR ALOUD!! KEEP IT AWAY", and if someone e-mails you saying that you're crazy, just cuss them out! - Cora Lee
86. You have rubberbands on your wrist that say Ron & Hermione's names on them and you tied them to each ohter and never take them apart. - Cora Lee
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